Jimmy Kimmel: Official wedding photo

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  2. nearly.normal

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    thats a nice dress
     
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    He looks like he should carry a flashlight and be saying: "Feet off the seats please"
     
  4. Rodney21a

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    always marry a woman you share a sense of humor with AND misshapen nose.
     
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    That picture's not even at an angle :no:

    jk they look good & happy
     
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    Jimmy has a huge head.
     
  7. nearly.normal

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    very little make up and her hair looks like it's hardly done...

    something to be said for that
     
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    nah, you can't even see any ass-crack.
     
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    Kimmel aint marryin no ass crack whore
     
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    Where is the stripper weddding dress with the whole back showing?

    Beth is a cunt
     
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    do you think she has on the blue panties beth gave her?
     
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    you mean the panties her mother laid out for her?
     
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    Similar style to Kristie Christy's dress, but it's unlikely that Howard Starfucker Stern will say anything negative about Molly's dress.

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    She looks lovely and happy.
     
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    Howard's a fucking cunt for not going to Richards wedding.
    Ya know what...never mind.
    They're all better off having him not be there. Still a fucking cunt thing to do.
     
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    What? No bare midriff?

    the ay-rabs would not approve
     
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    She looks like shit without some sort of stupid fuckin' hat
     
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    Seems like jimmy cashed out his chips too early with this one, something off about her. I'm sure she's got a great personality but you can't have sex with a personality and in 7-10 years he'll still have to be able to get it up when she's naked, so factoring its all downhill from here .. Good luck to him and theres always Viagra I suppose.

    On the bright side she's a mild upgrade over Sarah Silverman coming to bed in an XXL football jersey. And in fairness shes not a stone escort like Beth who gets her hooks into a host organism and doesn't let go.
     
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    She has a lot to learn about being married to a celebrity. She should take lessons from Beth.


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