Jimmy Kimmel Reveals He's Had Two Penis Surgeries

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  1. dawg

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    Jimmy Kimmel poses with his wife Molly McNearney while attending the Jimmy Kimmel Live & Entertainment Weekly Party held during the SXSW festival on Monday (March 16) in Austin, Texas.

    The 47-year-old talk show host has revealed that he had to go through two penis surgeries after his urethra closed up.

    “It just kind of closed up on it’s own,” Jimmy told E! News. “I don’t know why it happened. I still don’t know why.”

    “The guy said, ‘Your urethra’s closing up and you need it operated on,’ and they did,” Jimmy added. “And then they said, ‘Yeah, we didn’t get it, it didn’t quite work. We need to do it again.’ And they did it again.”

    “I’m a real pee hole,” he joked. “It’s a horrible process by the way—a horrible horrible process.”

    Someone needs to tell Jimmy that Texans dont wear frilly girly shirts like this one..

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    He left the 1 st wife for that . Dam.
     
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    Yeah....Howard's nostrils were just closing up, too. That's why he had his nose repaired 4 times.
     
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    I wish I was born with two penises
     
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    My dick hurts just thinkin about it!
     
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    It was really 3 operations the one where they took 1 out of his shitter.
     
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    Did he used to sell propane and propane accessories?
     
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    "If you're going to have your cock under the knife, I mean... you might as well have it made longer and thicker. It's the perfect time to get an implant or two. Right Robin?"
     
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    I'm sorry. He's not a REAL man. Into the oven :coffee:
     
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    Short and thick do the trick.
     
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    I hate to admit this, but that happened to me. The broad doctor just cut it open with a scalpel. Hurt like hell!
     
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    Jimmy when she wants sex just trow the bank book at her like wiggy.
     
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    I blame this all on Sarah Silverman.
     
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    There's something odd with those eyes of his.. I could never put my finger on it, exactly... He looks wonky-eyed, yet his eyes seem to be in alignment
     
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    YIKES!
    Im just glad my old dick still works well.
     
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    It was freakin' horrible! I know the woman doctor was having a ball sticking a knife in a guy's dick! They're all evil bitches!:hide:
     
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    Awww -he's one of those assholes got a nose between his eyes.
     
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    It's good he got that fixed in case he ever wants to piss on his fans
     
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