Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jul 26, 2013.
Memo to Howard. That's what a wife who loves her husband looks like.
She looks like she is still fuming from wiggy ruining her first dance.
They look happy. That's nice
Beth would probably shake her head seeing that pic. "Her legs aren't crossed, she doesn't have a blank, vacant look on her face, and she's not even smiling at the camera!"
They will be divorced within 5 years. Fuck Kimmel, he's as big a sellout as Howard.
No cat? Pfffff....
Here's his wife's rookie card:
She looks better in a suit than her husband:
If Howard took that picture he would removed the guy and vehicle in the back, filled in the black on Jimmys IPAD screen and the brass buttons on her skirt to kill the glare, airbrushed out the veins on Jimmy's hand, cut and pasted a Poland spring label onto the water bottle, used the clone tool to fix the hole in the wall behind them and remove the green bar and moped, and whatever tool needed to shrink Mollys ears and raise her breasts up. It would have been ready for release by their 2nd anniversary
I'm so busy Robin. I work 14 hours a day.
I think it was mean of JHiG to use the word "sexy" in the title of this post.
JHiG said that his mom was on Kimmel's show, and it's a memory that he and she will cherish forever.
But he disregards that and insults the guy's wife?!?
Can you believe that Sarah Silverman was in a serious, long-term relationship with this chubby, unfunny twat and even took care of his kids only to then witness him cheat on her and then marry the "other woman" after being with her for only a few years?
Can you believe somebody who calls themselves Judy Garland made all this shit up about Jimmy Kimmel?
1. He's not chubby. He's pretty damn skinny. Here's a photo taken on the 4th of July.
2. You may think he's unfunny, but many authorities on funnyness think he's hilarious.
Time Magazine: Kimmel is one of the funniest people.
Celebuzz: "10 Reasons Why Jimmy Kimmel Is The 'Funniest M.F.' Alive"
Rolling Stone: The 50 Funniest People Now: Kimmel is No. 17
Kimmel never cheated on Sarah. Where'd you pull that out of your ass from?
SArah and Kimmel have been broken up now for half a decade. It's been a long time. And they're on good terms.
Not an insult. I thought his wife looks sexy in that top.
By the way, my mom was on Kimmel and Carolla's show.
1. Jimmy's funny
2. Yes, I can believe it. Jimmy brings wealth, fame, and a bunch of celeb friends (connections) to the table. As far as show biz goes and her place in it, she's basically shooting ping-pong balls out of her snatch; she's a sideshow-y freak who simply can't handle any kind of success.
it's interesting to note that she had broken up with Jimmy at the time, but right after the London incident she ran right back to him
3. Yeah, I'm sure Silverman was packing the kids' lunches and going to parent-teacher conferences.
If you've ever been anywhere near her, you'd know that she can barely wipe her own ass.
4. Ask Dave Attell about being in a relationship with Silverman; she's as star-fucky as Beefus, only in a more intelligent, jew-neurotic way.
I think we've covered a lot of ground here. We should do this more often.
I find that very hard to believe; her tits are in her pants, for fuck's sake!
What kind of bit/sketch was it?
Was she a Juggie?!?
I don't get late night television. I grew up with Carson and Letterman, but for fucken 40 years, its the same old shit. Celebs aren't funny and Jimmy was funny with the man show, but these late night shows are the worst of the worst that television has to offers, right behind, reality TV and News shows that talk about missing girls.
I won't go into details. I really wish I could. Because it was a hilarious sketch.
All I'll say is that several years after The Man Show ended, I was tuning into a Man Show rerun on G4.
(I didn't have cable for most of The Man Show's run.)
And there was my mom being pranked on the street by Kimmel and Carolla. She never told me about it.
You can tell she loves her husband there, just with her hand. Unlike someone else. Buy me a mansion!!!
Jimmy looks very content and relaxed, while she scratches his chin.
Good for them.
Looks aren't everything. That said....