Jizz cures morning sickness

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/
    [h=1]Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness[/h][h=6]August 10, 2012 10:17 AM[/h]

    Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.
    According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.
     
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    Who is THIS faggot
     
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    Don't worry. There'll be enough jizz for you too.
     
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    hal is cured
     
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    Nobel Prize in medicine. :jj:
     
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    A pretty cute chick told me this several years ago, and she was pregnant, but I just thought she was a freak (she was working in a head shop, no pun intended)......