Conspiracy JJ Abrams?

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  1. Snort

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    Why is he suddenly the anointed one? This guy has done star wars/trek and mission impossible. Cloverfield. And a bunch of garbage.

    Why is he thought of as a "Spielberg" type?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Uh. Because his movies are good?
     
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    Cause he's way better than George Lucas
     
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    He represents the upper echelon of mediocrity, which translates to big $$$$.
     
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    No way. Lucas is the boss man.
     
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    He should be brought up on charges for what he did to Star Trek.

    I want him to go to jail for this.
     
  8. Yeahnolisten

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    I'll have you know that he managed to COMPLETELY transform the Star Wars franchise into a completely new entity. Example: The First Order and the Empire are in no way alike. Same thing with laser orb that can destroy planets - completely new plot point.
     
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    I sense.......sarcasm with this one.
     
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    I was just amazed at how they pawned it off as a completely different movie and Abrams was some kind of awesome director - IT WAS THE SAME MOVIE as in 1977.
     
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    Jooish mafia.
     
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    I haven't had my muffin MATT
     
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    He's not the one responsible for the Transformers movies is he? Those all sucked ass.
     
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    Her ONLY funny line on screen so far.
     
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    Abrams created Member Berries
     
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    Meh I think he's overrated. And I'm glad they're keeping Star Trek Discovery in the prime universe rather than his dumb little kelvin universe.
     
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    Kirk was Born in Iowa.
    And Khan wasn't a pale skinny English man.
    :no:
     
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