Joan Rivers "being kept comfortable"

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  1. HowieStearn

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    What do you propose? 'It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman' :sadbye:


    Melissa Rivers updated fans on Wednesday about her mother Joan Rivers’ condition, six days after the sharp-tongued comedian was rushed to the hospital after she stopped breathing during a minor procedure.

    “My mother has been moved out of intensive care and into a private room where she is being kept comfortable,” the statement read. “Thank you for your continued support.”

    Melissa Rivers made no mention of whether or not her mother was still on life support and if her condition had improved. As of Tuesday, Melissa Rivers said the 81 year old remained on life support.

    The TV personality went into cardiac arrest on Aug. 28 during a procedure at a clinic and she was rushed to New York City's Mount Sinai Hospital. Melissa Rivers has previously said her mother "is receiving the best treatment and care possible."
     
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    The woman is 81, I wouldn't exactly be shopping for her at Costco
     
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    That MIGHT be line-of-the-night!? Are you a COSTCO member?

    Whenever Sean AKA "Maddox"..."Short-Round"..."Viet"..."Snacks"...."Tank 1580"...Rock-Head" goes he just rides around in the cart and points to the aisles he wants Sean's mom to go down and he just throws stuff in the cart. Last weird one he forced Sean's mom to buy Lobster Rangoons.

    Then he'll stop at the concession stand and get this massive hot dog, pizza, and a raspberry iced tea.
     
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    Get well soon

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    is your mom?
    i wouldnt buy at costco if i was you as you already save half your beers in the fridge for later on
     
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    She stroked out. Prolly threw a clot from the procedure they were doing. They are focusing on her motor cortex from the few medical reports listed, she wont be back.. she may not die but she cant control her body anymore even if her memory and conscious is intact.
     
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    Edgar is laughing from the great beyond
     
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    He's probably dusting off the spot right next to him in hell! :coffee:




    To soon? :dontknow:
     
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    hospice.
     
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    Nah, he's cleaning out the ovens for her.
     
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    Hahahha my mom IS a member in fact!! 20+ years a proud member of the Costco family. Thanks for axing!

    Your lines of the night just don't stop do they?
     
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    Get that Pizza out of there... gotta make room!

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    Of course she is.. She's in a bed ffs
     
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    Karmas a bitch
     
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    I was just going to say that.

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    With all those preservatives she's got in her it may take YEARS before her corpse even begins to rot
     
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    THIS It is what Melissa didn't say that isn't encouraging.
     
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    Pooh!!! :cheer2:
     
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    Hi Stry!!
     
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    Sup momma! We miss you in the NHB thread! :D