Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jan 4, 2013.
a politician is your inspiration...nuff said
most politicians are very charming.
I'd like to be very charming, too. I'm the exact opposite. I can't do small talk. But I'd sure like to.
Most Politicians are criminals.
He is a god among men.
He sold me this back in '76
Lil Bond-O and primer and you're good to go.
There's a million books out there for that. At my previous job anybody dealing with customers were required to read a "making small talk" book. The most timid people I've met turned into chatterboxes so it's worth a try.
I don't think plagiarism will go over well in your line of work
i just ask people inane questions about shit i couldn't care less about and pretend to listen. like "oh, what's that you're having for lunch, that smells good. what's that spice i smell? is that cumin?" and i have everyone's CV in my office so i can bring up crap like "so, you went to UC Berkeley right?"
i really don't fucking care, but people think i do
Small talk, small minds.
Look at thick head of wavy real hair on that guy, though.