Joe Biden is my inspiration

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    :artiejj:

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  2. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Like a stone god I drink from the moon Gold

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    a politician is your inspiration...nuff said
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    most politicians are very charming.
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I'd like to be very charming, too. I'm the exact opposite. I can't do small talk. But I'd sure like to.
     
  5. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Most Politicians are criminals.
     
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    He is a god among men.

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    He sold me this back in '76

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    Lil Bond-O and primer and you're good to go.
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    There's a million books out there for that. At my previous job anybody dealing with customers were required to read a "making small talk" book. The most timid people I've met turned into chatterboxes so it's worth a try.

    I don't think plagiarism will go over well in your line of work :coffee:
    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/history_lesson/2008/08/the_write_stuff.html
     
  10. WholeAssholeOut

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    i just ask people inane questions about shit i couldn't care less about and pretend to listen. like "oh, what's that you're having for lunch, that smells good. what's that spice i smell? is that cumin?" and i have everyone's CV in my office so i can bring up crap like "so, you went to UC Berkeley right?"

    i really don't fucking care, but people think i do
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Small talk, small minds.

    Look at thick head of wavy real hair on that guy, though.