Joe's Stone Crabs, Miami Beach

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  1. Gomez

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    BossMan paid ..$400 biz expense :belch:
     
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    Noice!
     
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    he'll hafta sell 20 shitty hyundai cars to be able to afford that shit
     
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    I heard he jacks off in the back seat of all the cars he sells. Allegedly.
     
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    Sorry I flew into a rage. The hero I got from the deli wasn't good. :bigcry:
     
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    Joe's? For real? I coulda sent you to so many better places.
     
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    Joes always had a lineup when I tried to get in. Couldn't bother to wait but those stone crabs look amazing
     
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    Oh?
     
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    They say the stone crab's claws will grow back so they pitch em back in to the sea after they take his mitts
     
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    I'm just trying to sound tough. Joe's is pretty good. I just try to avoid tourist traps.
     
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    WHAT??? Tell me those crabs don't look good tho.
     
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    I agree tourist traps suck but I'd say Joes is a pretty damn good place

    mmmmmm!!!!!
     
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    It's called sustainable harvesting or some shit
    I call it delicious :buffet:
     
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    YEP! They are a sustainable food. They pull in these huge crabs, rip off one claw if it measures the legal size or above and boom, it grows back so they can do it all over again.
     
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