Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Jan 23, 2014.
lol, the rubber cock 'n' balls was a nice touch.
I hate him
I hate that fat pos, but that was funny.
And that's why you should never walk down the street glued to your phone, ignoring your surroundings.
Holy shit, no kidding! I bet the driver of the car was texting. Everyone is fucking texting now and driving. It's insane.
Here's what I like to do: If I'm at a stoplight, and the person next to me is glued to their phone, I'll step on the gas and then hit the brakes real quick, hoping the idiot next to me thinks the light turned green and goes pulling out into cross traffic.
And no, none have taken it all the way into the intersection yet.
Yet...the operative word there.
I bet that actually works pretty well. They really can only use their peripherals anyway.
Fingers crossed it happens.
And when it does happen, you'd better pray some fucking ambulance-chasing ratbag lawyer doesn't get a hold of the log files for this site.
My buddy just rolls coal on them from his diesel.
How would it be my fault that some dingbat broad was too engrossed into her Candy Crush game to realize that my foot had accidentally slipped off the accelerator, and decided to go flying into traffic?
I remember when he was the man at the other place.
Do that when a homeless guy is in the crosswalk, maybe kill two stones with one bird.
Well, that'll depend entirely on the color of said homeless guy.