Sports John Cena To Miss Wrestlemania

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  1. wife is a whore

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    Fucker tore his rotator cuff and will be on the shelf 6-9 months. Probably closer to 6 w/ copious amounts of growth hormone. Goin to to get patched up Dr. James Andrews.

    Worth its own thread and Sports tag cause CBSSports covered it and cause I'm fuckin POTY, so I do what I want.


    http://www.cbssports.com/general/ey...gery-a-blow-to-wwes-plans-for-wrestlemania-32

    Just when you thought WWE had figured out a way to overcome the rash of injuries sustained by some of its highest-profile performers, 15-time heavyweight champion John Cena announced that he will undergo shoulder surgery that will keep him sidelined an undetermined amount of time.
    Rather upside down start to 2016 as tomorrow I will head to Birmingham for shoulder surgery. Life's full of set backs but #nevergiveup

    — John Cena (@JohnCena) January 7, 2016Cena will presumably have his procedure performed Thursday by Dr. James Andrews, who has put the professional wrestler under the knife on multiple occasions and helped him recover from seemingly serious injuries rather quickly in the past.

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    He'll be back in 4 months, possibly 3. He has those super human "healing powers".
     
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    Might be the most fucked up thing I have seen on the Internet in the past hour.
     
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    omg, I saw a little rat monster. Feel my heart.

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    HGH, Stem Cells and some Barry Bonds Bacne Squeezins and he be set.
     
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    I remember that nigga lol
     
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    Yeah, remember that time within the last year or so that he was supposed to be out for a long time with his elbow but came back a lot quicker than they said?
     
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    Steroids/HGH aren't a violation of the WWE's Wellness Policy, if they are prescribed by a physician. HHH has admitted to using steroids when he was from blowing out his knee in the ladder match w/ the Rock.
     
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    On August 18 at the pay-per-view, Cena lost the WWE Championship to Bryan, with Triple H as the special guest referee, ending his reign at 133 days.[221] The following night on Raw, Cena announced that he would undergo surgery for a triceps tear and would be out for four to six months.[222]

    On the October 7 episode of Raw, it was announced that Cena would return at Hell in a Cell for an opportunity at the World Heavyweight Championship.[223] Cena defeated Del Rio at the pay-per-view on October 27 to win his third World Heavyweight title
     
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    Maybe Cena can visit the Mannings. I hear Ashley Manning may have something that can help him.
     
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    I didn't know he admited it, but it was obvious he was juicing in 1999.
     
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    Who are they saying did that to him. When a wrestler gets hurt accidentally, they pretend a villain did it on purpose to set up a feud when the injured wrestler comes back.
     
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    Vinny Mac when contemplating a Mania line up that includes Reigns/HHH, Gaymus/Undertaker, Wyatt/DelRio, Rusev/Brock.

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