John Hein got 80 blow jobs in high school

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

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    he's the blowjob king from jump the shark
     
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    "blow me"

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  3. Quite Frankly

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    It was college, and he did what cops call "rescinding his statement" (admitted it was more like 20, which is also a ludicrous notion- not possible)
     
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    You should just SMILE...and blow him!!!
     
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    Yeah and Bigfoot drives a caddy.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Am I the only one here who was on two-a-days?

    Hein's puny number is only matched by his complete lack of a physique.
     
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    I used to give him the benefit of the doubt but realized he's just fulla shit when he said he "couldn't remember" whether or not he's ever jerked off in his current house. GTFOHWTBS
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Hein must have seen the way Howard rewrites personal history and thought he would join in, unfortunately for him he's not paying people to play along like Howard does.
     
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    Who were the 80 guys he blew?

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    Do the ones from kids count towards his total?
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Why does Jon Hein like shopping at Sears?

















    because little boys pants are half off
     
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    maybe he meant .8
     
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    hein's caught on. you should see what's in the pdf files he's sending to kids.
     
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    Description and location of where he will park his rape van for the rendezvous?
     
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    C'mon, this is killer shit!
     
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    Howard told us not to laugh.