"John, kiss my tuchus sir-on"- what's it mean?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    when a dude named John or Tom calls, Howard usually says something like, "John, kiss my tuchus , sir-on." What does it mean? I think "tuchus" is ass. What about the word that sounds like "sir-on"?
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    Not a tribe member, but I believe the more literal spelling would be something along the lines of "kish mir in tuchus aran". Basically, "kiss my ass"? :dontknow:
     
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    Kish mir in tuchus aran.

    It means "kiss my ass" or thereabouts.
     
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    Fucking buncha gentile ninjas up in dis bitch. :pissed:
     
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    I'm not Jewish either, but I wondered what it meant years ago too. My definition is just what I found online. :dontknow:
     
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    loosely, kiss my ass by the sea
     
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    While the posters above are correct that it loosely translates to "kiss my ass", Howard is under the impression it means "I wanna suck your cock" which is why he uses the phrase so frequently.
     
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    its yiddish, kish mir /meine tuchus,kiss my ass
     
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    The constant yiddish is another of the many reasons I tuned out in 2011.

    listen robin, he's a, he's a HAUCER. a friggin bubameinzen. acting like it's the friggin' TAHLMUT. oy vey. kisha mere tucus suron, you altercaucker!

    I was like wtf. and this is the asshole who used to make fun of the blaeks for speaking ebonics? At least I can roughly ascertain what the fuck they mean when they speak jive.
     
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    Howard uses "oy vey bootle" a lot. I've heard of oy vey but what the hell is bootle?
     
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    He claimed that was Italian, and I believe him.
     
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    It's not Yiddish, it's actually Hebrew. Howard is actually saying a Yiddishized version of the Hebrew phrase "Ovair V'bootle", which means vacated or vacant, perhaps even emptied out.
     
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    I think that I have sometimes heard Howard say it as "Kiss my tuchis *around* ".
     
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    I think it means "after 30 years, joke still not funny".
     
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    When was it funny? Tisha B'Av?
     
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    I always thought it translated as kiss my ass on the round .
    Like Kiss my asshole..
     
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    All together now: "COCK"
     
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    that pretty much sums it up for the Wig
     
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    Fred? Ya wanna do the plugs?
     
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    "Anything else Robin....?" :c