John Mayer Derp

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gitfiddle, Sep 2, 2013.

  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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  2. boxers

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    The most pretentious, affected, vile, self aware, poseur since Scott Waylin.
    I heard rumour he doesnt do the Joe Cocker face anymore, though, so thats good.
    Even Eric Clapton thinks hes a punk
     
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    Fucking site hiccuped. Pls delete thread, mods. TIA. :hat:
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    That is a heaping helping of derp.
     
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    Disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself.
     
  6. Napoleon V2

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    great singer-songwriter
     
  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    No he isn't.

    No.

    No no and no again.

    He fucks a lot of girls 'cause he plays guitar ok and sings like a total fucking idiot.

    TY. :coffee:
     
  8. AmishGirl

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    That's sexual napalm! :nooo:
     
  9. boxers

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    All of them facial expression were certainly created in front of a mirror. The brain just doesnt contort the face that way, naturally. Plus Ive noticed over the years that hes eliminated a few of them from his......"repertoire"?
     
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    Is that a good thing?

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  11. Napoleon V2

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    I know you'd like to think this
    but you're wrong
     
  12. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I play guitar and my mouth always moves funny when I'm doing anything that requires effort
    just how it is
     
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    Ok :coffee:
     
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    This guy gets 5 star pussy even though he sucks as a singer.
     
  15. boxers

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    So does Joe Walsh but his arent 100% affected, Joe Cocker imitating douche chilling fake
     
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    :winner:
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    My new av is tits, yes?
     
  18. Napoleon V2

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    U seem upset
     
  19. boxers

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    I wait for threads like this. Shit builds up in me and its like one big smelly cathartic fart when I get to release
     
  20. boxers

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    .....no but seriously. This guy is a fuckin total phewny