John Mayer Ditches Katy Perry!

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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  2. RonHeinzkaboot

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    isn't she preggers with his devil spawn?
     
  3. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    I blame her religious parents for ruining those perfect tits with that dum brain of hers and awful music :boobs:: pope::suicide:
     
  4. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Gettin' out while the gettin's good, she has a short shelf life.
     
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    Maybe they both should try dating non-celebs
     
  6. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Well-Known Member

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    dude has quite a resume

    He might be in Scott Baio territory.
     
  7. Beer Chugger

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    anal
     
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    I'd move on after a dozen or so shlongings if I were him.
    Why not? What's he supposed to do...marry her??
    Those tits are attached to her unfortunately.
     
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    ROAR! :clap:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG

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    Illuminati did it.
     
  11. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    I don't see why it might be any problem with her. He changes women every 6 months no matter who the girl is.
     
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    she's a classic buttaface guys.
     
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    Mayer? Breaks up with a fuck buddy?

    There's some breaking news.

    Next thing you're going to tell me is that we landed on the moon!
     
  14. BethOsItchyHem

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    Her vag must smell.
     
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    Did he at least fuck her one last time at the Beatles tribute last week that they both performed at?
     
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    Like thousand dollar bills.
     
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    once he got anal from her it was on to to the next but hole to christen ....
     
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    I wonder if he ever took her on a trip to "Brown Town?"
     
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    So he's moving on to his next beard then?
     
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    russell branded