John Mayer is a pussy slaying rock god!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Sep 3, 2013.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    you fucks!
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I do enjoy that one song Gravity
     
  3. Billy Brown

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    fags
     
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    BM is a hyundai slinging goddess
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

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    I don't know a single song he sings :yes:
     
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    don't be gay, Mike
     
  7. nserafini

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    I just bought a 2013 Ford Edge ..... Sorry mike ....
     
  8. wigtropolis

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    :usflag:[​IMG]
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    yes you do
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I hope you drive it off the edge of a cliff you fuck
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

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    No, I do not.
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    lies
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

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    Are you talking to me or your scale?
     
  14. Avery

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    He wrote 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' for chriza
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    do have sex with a negro
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :jerk:
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

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    That line might have worked with your wife but not with me, mister :nono:
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    i can smell your slit from here
     
  19. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Here you go Mike, that iCarly chick is taking bbc from an NBA player..

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  20. Reggae Mistress

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    If your sense of smell is a keen as your sense of taste, I might believe this.