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  1. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    I'm thinking about shaving my head again; I'd save a fortune on hair gel. John-Melendez-y-Kevin-Eubanks.jpg
     
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  2. Goodfella

    Goodfella Well-Known Member

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    Hey John,
    I was wondering...
    Did you sign a non disclosure agreement?
    Do you think Howard wears a wig?
    What do you think of his chin implant?
    Do you hate Beth?
    Do you hate Kittens?
    Do you hate Robin?
    Did you fuck Robin?
    Does Howard have a bowling alley in his house?


    Just in case no one has asked you these unique questions yet today....


    :drummin::guitar:
     
  3. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    Did you sign a non disclosure agreement? no
    Do you think Howard wears a wig? no
    What do you think of his chin implant? maybe
    Do you hate Beth? no
    Do you hate Kittens? no
    Do you hate Robin? no
    Did you fuck Robin? no
    Does Howard have a bowling alley in his house? yes
     
  4. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Actually not a bad look for you.
     
  5. FSFN

    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Yes

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  6. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    thank you droog
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Low maintenance rules. Gotta remember a hat when it's sunny though.
     
  8. Roland Schwinn

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    Yeah not a bad look at all john! Kinda makes ya look like a tough guy!
     
  9. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    It would've been cooler if you kept your hair and just turned black instead.
     
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    Goodfella Well-Known Member

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    Dammit John I really though that after the 100th time the answers were going to be different and more in line with the conspiracy theory in my lizard brain.
     
  11. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    will you cut it yourself or go to a salon?
     
  12. stuttering john melendez

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    salon
     
  13. John Walker

    John Walker Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmm....blade shave or electric trimmer with a guard?
     
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    Yeah but NOTHING beats this look. N O T H I N G
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    why don't you wear a wig from now on John that would be epic
     
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    Dude its a killer look 4 you.
     
  17. MorningSong13

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    Razors are more expensive than hair gel. Do they look up hair gel at CVS? I rest my case.
     
  18. Mack29

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    Correction.
    Whorsey has a bowling alley at HER house.
     
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    John did you ever smoke the good green with Eubanks? Seems like he'd be funny to get really stoned with that infectious laugh of his.
     
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    John do you think Howard should have Artie in as at least a guest? if no then why