John Stamos Reveals Women Have Asked Him for After-Sex Selfies

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  1. dawg

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    This is a side of Uncle Jesse you've probably only fantasized about. Well, voilà! Your fantasy has come true.

    Hollywood hunk and former Full House star John Stamos got very candid about his love life and his experiences doing the no-pants dance in a new book by Family Guy and The New Normal writer Ali Adler, titled How to F--k a Woman. Bow chicka bow wow!

    And, as you might expect, the book has some interesting revelations. For example, Stamos revealed that a lot of women ask for after-sex selfies! No shame, ladies. No shame.

    "A couple of women have wanted ‘selfies' afterwards," Stamos tells Adler after suggesting he sometimes feels used (courtesy of Page Six), adding, "One girl really wanted my shirt, like a souvenir."

    LOOK: It's a Full House reunion!

    Stamos continued to note that he approaches sex in a musical way.

    "I'm 51 years old. I've had some experiences but it's about listening, asking, talking...Maybe some girls are afraid of communicating," he says, "But I find most aren't if you ask, ‘Does this feel good?' Or listen to her body like an instrument. I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me it's more rhythm than melody with a woman...but it's all listening. When music clicks you can feel it. You have to listen to other musicians. With women, you have to listen to their bodies."

    And then he said this gem: "I'd rather have a woman have ten orgasms than me have ten orgasms." Oh, John, we're blushing!

    However, Stamos took to Twitter to share his "only true advice" when it comes to lovemaking, and it's a good one:

     
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    He may be the only American male left besides me of course who ain't a fag.
     
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    It's about listening. talking. "Does this feel good?"

    Oy vey. And 20 bucks on the dresser don't hurt either.
     
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    why is this confirmed bachelor so consumed with proving that he is having sex with women...
     
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    Imagine the beautiful AAA vag this guy has had. :hersh:
     
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    When he fucking dies they fucking won't be able to wipe the fucking smile off his fucking face. He'll be whistling zippity doo dah out his asshole.
     
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    The dude is blessed...
     
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    he's lived a life very different than mine
     
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    Different than most men :jj:
     
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    I'm writing you down. Good boy.
     
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    john stamos is a practicing bi-sexual...i bullshit you not
     
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    He's Greek, so I bet he's been there as well. They just don't consider themselves "fags." It's just business as usual
     
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    The Greeks have a phrase: "A warm wet hole is a warm wet hole"
     
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    I bet Beff was one of the ones who wanted to take a selfie with Stamos, herself and a kitten with howig huddled a cuckolded in the corner.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    isn't he tight with mr. warmth?
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    He is in the same club as Scott Baio, John Mayer, and Derek Jeter.
     
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    Didn't Scott Baio question the quality & amount of pussy Stamos was getting, Howard was bragging and Scott basically called bullshit
     
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