Johnny Carson's schlong was at least 10" long....hiyooooo

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by John Sterling, Apr 14, 2014.

  1. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Johnny was hung like a Beth. Which begs the question: Do you think Howard could have taken it all?

    http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/08/johnny-carson-sex-tape/
     
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    10 inches????? :hide:
     
  3. Howchilla

    Howchilla VIP Extreme Gold

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    You can bet that Howard is burning the phone lines to get anyone that has seen it.

    I can already imagine the questioning...
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I'm happy you awoke from you coma :hat:
     
  5. Lou Skunt

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    This thread is about big thick cock so Howard would definitely approve.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :hehe:
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Bonus points if it was big thick black cock. :grad:
     
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    i'm not trying to say size doesn't matter at all or attempting to make up for any possible shortcomings of my own........but do girls REALLY want ten inches of dick? ladies please respond
     
  11. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I can only speak for myself when I say HELL no!!
     
  12. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Testing the waters for some homo sex? No thanks. Look elsewhere, faggot.
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    70's bush and flab:coffee:
     
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    MEGAdawg Well-Known Member VIP

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    How come this one can't be sold to a porn company, but all the others can be?
     
  15. UpInSmoke123

    UpInSmoke123 Well-Known Member

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    all the others were sold by (at least) one of the parties that made them (whether they admit it or not).

    Same thing with the tape of Hogan fucking Bubba's wife. That wasn't sold to a porn company either.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    must have been a growah and not a showah :coffee:
     
  18. HorsetoothBeth

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    10 inches is chump change to Howeena. He frequently takes mandingo up in fag town.
     
  19. knu3421

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    Carnac the magnificent cock :grad:
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    4 inches is fine.