Johnny Carson's sex-tape/ he's hung like a horse

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  1. skylarbrie

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    Old news. It was in Dolly Parton's audio book. Go to the 1:23 mark:

     
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    It all makes sense now!!! Johnny wouldn't let Howie "service" him, so ole Wigward holds a grudge... "I could have sucked Johnny's cock better than any of his wives or girlfriends, Robin... His loss though, right Robin? Robin???..."
     
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    another thing for Hmus to be jealous of....
     
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    that picture could get you 20 years in a federal pen...
     
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    i'm a lumber-jack...would you like to see my selfy...
     
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    Carson,Hung like a Horse....

    Wiggy,Married to a Horse...
     
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    Just one more reason for Wiggy to go on a rant about Carson.
    Great.............. Just what we need.

    Although, the "hung like a horse" part will fascinate him.
     
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    Name a club, a chub, and something Howard wants to rub.
     
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    Did it say how big the chicks Bush was?
     
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    You're a lumberjack and You're ok.
    You sleep all night and you work all day.
     
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    Can you imagine. Early 70s? Offah!

    Johnny must have had one of the first commercially available camcorders.
     
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    I think that Johnny just borrowed Bob Crane's movie gear.
     
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    Ed, the answer is Big Ben, Joe Namath, and yours truly...

    Name a Clock, A Jock, and a humongous C@#! HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
     
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    You'll never experience the joy of managing an enormous cock, I pity you, and your ilk...
     
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    He had to remove it from his head first...
     
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