Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Oct 7, 2013.
"Why Frank Gifford? What's that asshole got that I don't have? That guy plays three positions on the field. I could never get Joanne to go for more than two."
At least it wasn't Howard Cosell.
I'd bet Frank Gifford tapped mad ass back in his prime.
This is fucking awesome.
Retelling an old story to pump book sales, this is from January 2010:
Ha ha ha, fabulous comment as per when Carson was at the bar with Ed and the lawyer came in and Carson said, "Ed, we're done here, right?", and Ed left the bar.
A commenter says, "Ed should have moved one bar-stool down."
That shit made me lul.
Cheaters cheating on cheaters. Look how happy that's made all of them.
What is 6 inches long, looks like a frankfurter in its original casing and moving
back and forth inside my wife's pussy ready to explode a batch of man goo?
"One night...Jack Benny....peed on....Carl Sagan's telescope....while Doc and Louis Armstrong....shared.....a joint.....behind a dumpster.....at The Beverly Hills Hilton....and then Jerry Lewis....far....Ted....in Johnny's coffee cup....while Angie Dickinson....picked.....her nose....and wiped it on.....George Gobel's shoulder while he wasn't looking. I'll never forget THAT night!"
Frank was supposed to be pretty well hung. That's why Johnny was upset. He couldn't compare in the sack with Frank.
What are the chances of a Cody and Beth hook up?