Johnny Carson's wife banged Frank Gifford

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    "Why Frank Gifford? What's that asshole got that I don't have? That guy plays three positions on the field. I could never get Joanne to go for more than two."

    :lol:
     
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    At least it wasn't Howard Cosell.
     
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    I'd bet Frank Gifford tapped mad ass back in his prime.
     
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    This is fucking awesome. :cheer:
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Ha ha ha, fabulous comment as per when Carson was at the bar with Ed and the lawyer came in and Carson said, "Ed, we're done here, right?", and Ed left the bar.

    A commenter says, "Ed should have moved one bar-stool down."

    That shit made me lul.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Cheaters cheating on cheaters. Look how happy that's made all of them.
     
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    What is 6 inches long, looks like a frankfurter in its original casing and moving
    back and forth inside my wife's pussy ready to explode a batch of man goo?
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    "One night...Jack Benny....peed on....Carl Sagan's telescope....while Doc and Louis Armstrong....shared.....a joint.....behind a dumpster.....at The Beverly Hills Hilton....and then Jerry Lewis....far....Ted....in Johnny's coffee cup....while Angie Dickinson....picked.....her nose....and wiped it on.....George Gobel's shoulder while he wasn't looking. I'll never forget THAT night!"
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Frank was supposed to be pretty well hung. That's why Johnny was upset. He couldn't compare in the sack with Frank.
     
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    What are the chances of a Cody and Beth hook up?