Entertainment Johnny Depp, Amber Heard plea deal PSA.

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  1. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Entitled twats eating crow.

    http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...depp-guilty-dog-smuggling-20160418-story.html

    Amber Heard and Johnny Depp do a stiff PSA as she pleads guilty in dog-smuggling case

    Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have made a video for Australia as part of a plea deal for not declaring Heard's dogs Pistol and Boo upon arrival in the country.

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    Christie D'ZurillaContact Reporter
    Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's dramatic dog-smuggling case has ended on an awkward note: The couple shot a video for the Australian government delineating the reasons everyone should declare every living thing in their possession upon arrival to the continent.

    Oh, she also pleaded guilty Monday to providing a false immigration document when she brought Yorkies Pistol and Boo into the country via private plane in May 2015, the Associated Press reported.

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    'Dogs gone': Johnny Depp's law-breaking pups leave Australia

    So much for the threats of dog euthanasia and 10 years behind bars for the "Aquaman" actress on charges of illegal importation, which were dropped. And Depp was never charged after it was determined in July that the critters belonged to his wife.

    "Australia is a wonderful island with a treasure trove of unique animals and people. ...," Heard says in a terrifically serious video posted on the Australian Government Department of Agriculture and Water Resources' YouTube page, which also includes such hits as "Antimicrobial resistance" and "Landcare to lunchbox: the balance of food production — day 1 sesh 2 pt 1."

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    Depp chimed in as well, presumably referring to comments by Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce, who gave the terriers 72 hours to get out of town alive and said, "If we start letting movie stars — even though they've been the sexiest man alive twice — to come into our nation (with pets), then why don't we just break the laws for everybody? It's time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States."

    Depp explained, "Australians are just as unique, both warm and direct. If you disrespect Australian law, they will tell you firmly."

    That was in contrast to a comment he'd made at a Venice Film Festival news conference in September for "Black Mass."

    "I killed my dogs and ate them," Depp had said, "under direct orders from some kind of, I don't know, sweaty, big-gutted man from Australia." A week later, he joked to Jimmy Kimmel that hey, "there might have been other things smuggled" and said he would "assault" Joyce if the Aussie government tried to jail his wife.

    On the lesser charge, which could have brought her up to a year in jail and a fine of up to $7,650, Heard was sentenced to a one-month good behavior bond, the Associated Press said, which means that if she breaks no laws in Australia for the next month, she avoids a fine of just under $700.

    Her attorney Jeremy Kirk called Heard's actions a mistake, the Associated Press said, and said she never intended to lie on her incoming passenger card, explaining to the court that she was jet lagged and assumed her assistants had sorted out the paperwork.
     
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    She is so fucking hot.

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    Hit play. Boom. "Australia's a wonderful island." Hit pause.

    I'm cackling. It's only a fucking continent, but okay. And China's a wonderful village.

    Johnny looks like he's pained trying not to laugh at this shit.

    Amber *pause*

    Johnny "It *HAS* to be protected." I can't. OMG.

    Amber *talky*

    They wrote this themselves. I can just tell.

    This is my new favorite thing ever

    Johnny "If you disrespect Australian law mdhjfhjhfgjfhg dhjhgjf djhjfg."

    As opposed to every other country in the world where, if you disrespect the law, they unleash the passive aggression and expect you to know what you did wrong without them telling you.

    They're making Australia sound like a little bitch. It needs to be protected from two purse dogs.

    Johnny "Declare everything when you enter Australia."

    Me--"I declare myself the Queen of Australia. Everybody out!"
     
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    Amber and her bloated drunk daddy are two idiots who were above the law and now weirdly mocking it. She's gorgeous though, she should find a younger man or woman... Johnny really hit the wall.
     
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    Johnny is getting heavy handed with that shoe polish in his hair.
     
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    why isn't jd dressed as a pirate?
     
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    NOT guilty!
     
  8. DinnerSocks

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    I request @ARM do a version of this "stiff" PSA on the next episode of dawgshed!
     
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    Fuck those two self entitled pricks.
     
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    Geezus JD is in TOTAL character..... DECLARE everything... says the pirate.
     
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    Damn. It's like he's the Pirate of I don't Care abean.
     
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    Johnny is so high.
     
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    There he goes again with that affected accent. It's different every time.

    Actually, I think they look ashamed in this video. That guilty, ashamed look that many of us have when standing before a judge.
     
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    He does get hot women. If he wasn't so handsome he'd be fixing someone's plumbing.