Entertainment Johnny Depp divorced already

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  1. ApeFace

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    I'm too retarded to post the article but I just saw it in the daily news. What an asshole. He was married to this ho for all of ten minutes. Embarrassed himself making that stupid dog apology video, and still appears to put shoe polish in his hair.
     
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    Well, I see no reason to go on living now.
     
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    I don't blame him.
     
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    Has his teeth fallen out yet? I picture him with rotten Jimmy Savile teeth.
     
  7. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    I don't blame her.
     
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    No prob, Xu!!!

    Many blinds about these two over the past few months.

    Wonder why Amber pulled the plug.

    They have no prenup.
     
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  9. Petal

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    Actually it looks like she filed for divorce, right after his mom died. Nice timing, biatch.

    They made it a whopping 15 months. Congrats!

    http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/25/johnny-depp-amber-heard-divorce/

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    Amber Heard has filed for divorce from Johnny Depp ... shockingly 3 days after Johnny's mom died.

    Amber filed her divorce petition Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple married in February of last year, yet Amber is asking for spousal support.

    Our sources say the couple had NO prenup.

    It's especially harsh because Johnny was extremely close to his mother. She says in the divorce docs that they separated on May 22 ... 2 days after Johnny's mom passed.

    As if that's not enough ... Johnny's new movie, "Alice Through the Looking Glass," opens Friday.
     
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    What does the ho look like?

    Edit. I see it
     
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    Ze guy is an addict. Look at lecent appealances
     
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    Must you embarrass me?
     
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    Harsh to do it right after his mom died.

    Bih must be piiiiiiiiissed!!!
     
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    No pre nup?!

    :jj:
     
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    Hey Ape, I feel your pain!!!

    I recently figured out how to copy/paste on my tablet.

    :giggle:
     
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    This. A fool and his money are soon parted.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    So he was banging a hottie whilst separated? Spread that hiv, frenchie.
     
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    Hmmmm...Depp must have been cheating outside of their "arrangement" (Amber is bi).
     
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    IMO, Amber proves Sharon Stone's adage that "you can F your way to the middle, but not the top".

    :c

    Amber must have gotten all she could from Depp...

    (I didn't notice any good jewelry.)
     
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