Entertainment Johnny Depp Explains His Dog-Smuggling Apology Video on Kimmel

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    @ARM ...funny stuff
    Johnny Depp Finally Explained His Dog-Smuggling Apology Video
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    “These are things you have to prepare a long time for.”
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    The greatest athletes and artists can make their performances seem effortless, as Johnny Depp has done time and time again—transforming himself from all manner of madcap Tim Burton creations to a Keith Richards–esque pirate to revered historical figures to Donald Trump. So it was a bit of a surprise last month to see the three-time Oscar nominee stiffly delivering lines in a P.S.A. for Australia—presumably his way of sticking it to the government down under for making a media circus out of the fact that his wife, Amber Heard, failed to declare their two teacup-size pups at customs.

    Refusing to waste a molecule of his talent or charisma on the video, which was presumably part of a court settlement, Depp delivered a performance that many compared to the forced line readings found in hostage videos. And appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night, Depp discussed the bizarre video for the first time.

    When asked about his uncharacteristic performance, Depp deadpanned, “These are things you have to prepare a long time for . . . to be able to tap into the emotion that you need.”

    “Some are calling it your greatest performance ever,” Kimmel responded.

    “I haven’t seen many of them,” he said, “but I wouldn’t disagree.”

    Although Depp, like other actors, does not enjoy seeing himself on-screen, he admitted, “I didn’t mind watching that one.”

    Kimmel also asked Depp some burning questions about the video, during which both Depp and Heard managed to keep impressively straight faces while delivering forced lines like, “If you disrespect Australian law, they will tell you firmly.”

    “Who wrote that?” Kimmel wondered.

    “A genius,” Depp smirked. “An absolute genius.”

    “Who directed that?”

    “The iPhone.”

    “Was there more than one take?”

    “Sometimes you have to giggle a little,” Depp revealed, suggesting that there had been a few less composed takes.

    Depp finished with more straight-faced sarcasm about the ridiculous saga, saying, “I think the choice they made to utilize the tax payers’ dollars to globally chase down a couple of teacup Yorkies and give them 50 hours to live. . . . I realized the badness of my ways. So I was repenting in [that video].”

    Take a look at Depp’s explanation below.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/05/johnny-depp-amber-heard-dog-apology-video
     
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    I'm the Pirate of I don't Care abean.
     
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    The only person who keeps going on about this issue is Depp, let it go faggot.
     
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    Edward D. Wood Jr.
     
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    at least it got him off the heroin and on to the donuts
     
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    The U.S. should enforce our laws like the Aussies when entitled asshole foreigners come to America.
    Fuck that pretentious dickwad and his cunty whore
     
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    Joe Perry has a problem with Tyler judging on American Idol and he's sharing a stage with this hack?
     
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    Looks like Amber Heard might be a good cook.

    Geez Johnny, eat a salad.
     
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    Idgaf what anyone says, that video was spun gold. In just over a minute John and his child bride were as extra as every old skank who pushes the hot, young sex goddess attentioning long past its sell-by date.

    Also, I know Johnny isn't wearing the guyliner unironically at this point. Protip: non-touring is where it's at in make-up these days.
     
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    Fuck Jonny Depp and his model girlfriend. They are so over entitled that they decided to do what they want where the rest of us common folks have to suffer, the Aussies should have killed the fucking dogs and locked the two of those cunts up.
     
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    ^This
     
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    I remember when he was on the phone with hOward and Ralph was practically beating off at how cool he dresses, just gushing over him on the phone. Totally sickening.
    If I had any doubts about Ralph being gay they were answered in those moments
     
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    I'm fairly certain that rule about bringing foreign animals to Australia without keeping them in quarantine for a period of time applies to everyone, not just non-celebrities. Fucking dickwad is making himself look like a huge asshole by bitching about being held to the same standards as the rest of us.

    That said, he looks amazing for 52 :wub:No homo.
     
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    Wiggy is terrified of traveling abroad because he might be caught smuggling a gerbil in his butt.