Johnny Depp Is Diors Latest And Greatest?! Model....

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  1. teehee

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    Johnny Depp Is Dior's Latest And Greatest Model, Because Duh
    Thank you, Universe!



    We'd like you to take a moment to stop staring at Rihanna's hot new Dior ads to gaze upon the French fashion house's latest big name model: Johnny Depp. The "Black Mass" actor has been tapped to front Dior's cologne Sauvage -- the first men's fragrance added to their collection of scents in over ten years.

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    And although this isn't the first time Depp has tried his hand at modeling, it is his first collaboration with Dior. And his stunning good looks and high fashion appeal clearly run in the family -- Depp's daughter Lily-Rose is also a budding supermodel.:rolleyes:

    To celebrate the launch of the new scent, Dior has released a rather dramatic commercial starring Depp, as he drives to the desert where he buries his jewelry in the middle of nowhere. The Jean Baptiste Mondino-conceptualized and directed video "tells a story of freedom and emotion, a man and his instincts," a press release explains.

    Overall the theme and video are a bit ambiguous. But, it certainly reminds us of those moody Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln ads. Right? And we're not complaining.

    Check out the commercial at the top and tell us what you think in the comments section.

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    It must smell like B.O. He always looks like he smells...and not good..
     
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    I like it! That's a lot of eyeliner, and I have no idea why he is digging a hole, but I do still like it. :uwub:
     
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    People around him say that he doesn't bathe for very long periods. He stinks, he knows it, and he doesn't bother to spend five minutes in the shower on a regular basis.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I don't think a cologne called "Sausage" is going to sell.
     
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    Agreed. He's a stinky boy.
     
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    he's an interesting fella
    maybe a little too intense to hang with
    unless he's buying then it's cool
     
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    :bigthink Could happen....smells better than JD
     
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    Never liked him
     
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    He was in a movie I saw on cable recently...his teeth were basically rotting out of his mouth! I don't know if it was character driven or he just really has bad oral hygiene! :bug:
    He does clean up nicely tho.....
     
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    I would watch that commercial a million times over those annoying Matthew McConaughey car commercials.
     
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    Fucker is finally starting to age
     
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    I don't know if this is the result of coke bloat or fillers but good lord and butter.
     
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    For such a heavy smoker he looks great for his age. His face should be a catcher's mitt.
     
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    Not sure if he's the greatest, but he is the smelliest looking.
     
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    According to Blind Gossip he quit smoking and is now eating everything in sight.
     
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