Johnny Depp Misses Press Conference Because ... He Was Attacked by a Chupacabra?

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    stupid story, but i love this guy. cold=shitty movie me thinks. mordecai looks pretty lame.

    Johnny Depp Misses Press Conference Because ... He Was Attacked by a Chupacabra?
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    By Michele Corriston

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    01/28/2015 AT 06:35 PM EST

    Johnny Depp getting mauled by a chupacabra? Sounds like a Tim Burton movie gone wrong.

    But the actor really did blame his absence from a news conference in Tokyo on the mythological Latin American beast. Depp is in Japan to promote Mortdecai, an action-packed farce also starring Gwyneth Paltrow.

    "I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra.' I fought with it for hours," Depp, 51, joked to reporters Wednesday, according to the Associated Press. "They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding."

    The real reason he skipped out on more than 200 journalists at Tuesday's event isn't quite so fantastical: He had a cold.



    But hey, this is Hollywood. And if anyone has earned the right to embellish, it's Captain Jack Sparrow.
     
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    Or maybe he had / has the flu, like brother Martin..
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Maybe he got sick watching his last few movies.
     
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    I love him.
     
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    Depp has mightily soiled his legacy and just about pissed his great career down a Viper Room urinal in the last 5 years with one dogshit, lazy, redundant bad choice after the next. He's now a walking mid-life crisis parody of himself.

    I wish he'd get attacked by a good script instead! But those days seem to be long over - as he's more out of touch with reality than ol Plughead now and doesn't know what a good script is. That is if he even reads them anymore???
     
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    Chupacabra = Heroin
     
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    Very well said.
     
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    that Mordecai movie was a real piece of shit, picture Austin Powers without the comedy
     
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    Howard tries to copy his look with the scarfs and fedora. It works a little bit better for Mr. Depp. Not so much with Hampton's Howie.
     
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    It happens...
     
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    Another 50 year old man with shoe polish black hair and not an ounce of receding. I can't get passed this assholes affect. It's like Madonna with her british accent.
     
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    He looks like he hasn't had a hot shower in weeks.
     
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    A long time ago I used to think he wasn't an asshole.
     
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    Always find this to be the oddest thing. It's hard to have a serious conversation with a man who does this. Very distracting and sad.
     
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    Austin powers was Austin Powers without the comedy.

    This movie must really suck.
     
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    311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#6**
    This is a new drug for this still A list mostly movie actor who was A+ list not that long ago. I guess he is trying to relive his hotel trashing youth, but he has started smoking meth and crack which he never did before. He is a mess. Johnny Depp
     
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    I think it's all over for this guy. Depp could make another one of those big budget cash cow pirate movies and it would still be shit.
     
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    It's over Johnny.
     
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    I see them every time I do hash oil and Quaaludes Robin. There's nothing wrong with him.
     
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    If it ruined any of his clothes, it did him a big favor.