Johnny Depp on Letterman

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  1. gwartney

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    He looks like a fucking clown with his beads and his scarfs and shit hanging out of the pockets of his pants. What a friggin phony.
     
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    Is he speaking with that crazy psuedo-European accent Americans use to show that they've been overseas a few times?
     
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    Yes. Not as bad as I've heard him before. I remember when he used to be a serious actor.
     
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    I remember when he was playing a narc who played a highschool teenager on FOX.
     
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    The Lone Ranger is going to suck bad. I had kinda hoped it would be decent.
     
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    The Lone Ranger?


    Aw fuck. :facepalm:
     
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    Johhny plays Tonto.
     
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    Even worse.
     
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  10. LonghornJ

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    Spot on... it always disgusts me when guys like him act surprised about his success... yeah, I was hanging out with Nic Cage and then wahllah it just happened, ain't it trippy man.

    Nice mushroom hat, too. What a dope... go back to France.
     
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    You gotta have some balls to pretend to be this artsy guy and all you do are shitty remakes and the disney ride movies.
     
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    Christ I thought dave was gonna leg fag with depp
     
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    It's worse than that... I hate the late night cheeseball interviews where guys like Depp come on and act so detached and "cool"... like they never worked their ass off to be successful.

    Really, that was what was so endearing about Howard Stern back in the day. He didn't pretend that he was just hanging with Coppola's nephew one day and all of a sudden Nightmare on Elm St. and 21 Jump Street "happened."

    Like, whoa, yeah that was trippy... I was just putting it out there and, whoa, man.

    Its so fucking phony, and Depp is just an on screen example right now... but it makes me want to fucking puke.

    A lot of celebs have stories about living in cars,etc... Michael Clark Duncan comes to mind... but at least when they're interviewed they're somewhat "real" about the struggle they went thru to break thru to the level.

    Depp shows up like the future ghost of Keith Richards and just comes off like an entitled cunt that stumbled in to the fortune the world has provided him.
     
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    its funny carolla ranted about depp & prince the two most humorless phony douchebags in the business.
    scarves & douchie hats are usually a dead give away.
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    :wtf: :c
     
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    i like Depp :dontknow:
     
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    No... He's genuinely a weirdo
     
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    I wish Tim Burton would stop putting him in movies
     
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