Sports Johnny football up to more shenanigans

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  1. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Again??

    Gawtdamn. This guy wants to replace Ryan Leaf.
     
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    I have never read much about this guy other than headlines. His photos, though, those make me want to kick him in his box.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Not an NFL quarterback. Never was.
     
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    Tickle Shits Special Needs Typist. Gold

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    When I saw him coming out like this in the draft I wanted to smash my TV.

    His nick name of 'Jonny Football' has never been earned...
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    What a pretentious asshole!
     
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    What are the chances this guy is gonna end up getting drunk
    and wrapping himself around a telephone pole or tree?
     
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    Such a fuckup this guy. I'm sure the majority of the NFL players are out doing crazy shit with women, drinking, partying etc. but they manage to keep out of the media and perform on the field. This dipshit can't do either, just a fuckup on and off the field.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    He's a real easy guy to root against. Fuckin loser.
     
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    Makes me nuts. I could only dream about what he has and will eventually lose. FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG.

    I got as far as single A in BB. If I had only a 1/4 of his abilities.
     
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    He drives a G-TR so the chances are high.. :pray:
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Farther than 99.999999% of baseball players.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    He's a drunken goofball. Highly likely.
     
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    He's not gonna do it alone either.That'll be the kicker.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    not high enough
     
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    Jonny football.... :hilarious:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Nice nose there guy. Looks like he fell off the ugly tree.
     
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    getting everything easily at a young age
    it's often a terrible thing for most
    suffering and misery builds something that success sometimes can't I would assume
     
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    Will Jerry Jones really have the balls to sign this guy and add him to their roster?


    God knows Romo's clavicoe is fragile as glass and probably wont play the entire season.