Jokes on Jay Leno last night.

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  1. 1Vegasgirl

    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

    On Mother's Day, Hooters is giving away free wings to all mothers who come in. Eating lunch with your mom at Hooters — I guess some guys never get tired of their moms saying, "Look at me when I'm talking to you!"
    President Obama said in his last press conference that he wants to close Gitmo. Gitmo? How about closing Dodger Stadium? How many people are being tortured there night after night?
    The Dodgers lost again last night. What is that, seven in a row? Their payroll is $239 million and they are in last place. They’re like NBC with baseball bats.



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  2. BrerJimmy

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    In his defense, he did manage to stumble across this charming couple in a Tim Stack bit...

    [video=youtube;ZNM0ENUCO5I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZNM0ENUCO5I[/video]

    It's been a great week for naturally charismatic black folk.
     
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    I don't like jokes about the doyers
     
  4. NotMyBro

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    :lol:


    When Jay shits on NBC, he also shits of Howard! :jj:
     
  5. Rupert Pupkin

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    John will be looking for a job shortly. I hope he remembers to bring his wallet.

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  6. Robert Higgins

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    NBC should hire me!

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  7. AGT Blows

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    You'd think he hired Benjy, not John.