Jokes? We got 'em!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RobinsBedSores, May 16, 2013.

  1. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    People have been encouraging me to start a thread based on the best joke you have ever heard. I'll start.

    Why does Snoopy Dawgy Dawg carry an umbrella?

    For the drizzle my nizzle! :backlol2:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
    They're A group of lovely people!
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Who the fuck is this faggit? :yes:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
    Neighbor
     
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    My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked! :haha:
     
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Bad timing!

    But here's a knock knock I love:

    knock knock
    who's there

    little old lady
    little old lady who

    i didnt know you could yodel

    bahahahaah hohohohahahaahha hohhohohoh

    so bad, but so good
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    A waiter has a table of Jewish women eating lunch and in the middle of the meal he comes over and says,
    Is ANYTHING alright?????
     
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    Love it! :backlol:
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    :jj: thats cute
     
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    Whats 15 inches long and makes a woman cry ?

    Crib Death.
     
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    Jokes bring people together.
     
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    I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel. :backlol2:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    You did good, Bed Sore. :hug:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    A kike a Reggie and a spic step into an Irish bar

    The bartender says









    Get the fuck out
     
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    Thank you so much for the encouragement to conquer my initial fears. :wub:
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Bacon AND Sausage :jerk:
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    scrambled eggs? What are you like 9 years old?