Jon Cryer: Charlie Sheen helped me score prostitutes after my divorce

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  1. dawg

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    Charlie Sheen was a hooker-hawking devil on his "Two and a Half Men" co-star Jon Cryer's shoulder.

    The nice guy actor admits in his new book that he gave prostitutes a try after his first marriage ended — with a little help from the hooker-happy Sheen.

    Cryer, who divorced actress Sarah Trigger in 2004, recalls Sheen flashing him pictures of women's private parts and suggesting some escort websites he might try to help him feel better.

    "We talked about prostitutes. He'd said publicly that you don't pay prostitutes to come to your house; you pay them to leave," Cryer says in the upcoming memoir, "So That Happened," excerpted in The Hollywood Reporter. "He'd thought this through, obviously."

    "I was in a bad state right after my divorce, and I certainly didn't feel dateable. I was an emotional basket case," Cryer recalls in the eye-opening account.

    "I decided I might as well pay someone for company and certain intimate pleasures so that I could at least get my equilibrium back with the opposite sex," he says.

    "Charlie suggested a few online purveyors he used, as this was when prostitution was gaining a foothold on the Internet."

    Things didn't exactly go ducky, though.

    On his first date, Cryer had a "friendly experience" with the sexy Finnish stunner who visited his pad.

    However, on the second, the actor ditched the foreplay in favor of a chat about the call girl's finances.

    "Somehow I ended up spending 25 minutes of my hour helping her with financial planning," Cryer writes.

    "If Charlie's example of his evening's entertainment was best exemplified by a snapshot of lady parts, mine would be a picture of me hunched over a table of papers and telling a hot lady, 'The real estate boom is building, you need to diversify.'"

    Later on, Cryer recalled his co-star's 2010 meltdown at the Plaza Hotel, when police found the coked-up "Major League" star holed up in the hotel's trashed Eloise Suite with a naked porn star locked in the closet.

    It turns out, Sheen had invited Cryer to see "Mary Poppins" on Broadway with Sheen's two daughters and ex-wife Denise Richards, but Cryer wasn't able to make it because he was celebrating his mother's birthday.

    The next day, he recalled checking on Sheen with a text after opening the Daily News to read about his pal's explosive "booze and blow binge" at the hotel.

    "I texted him if he wanted to talk, and he texted, 'Thanks, bro. … Shoulda stayed for the whole Poppins show. … Oops … :).'"


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    I didn't know you had to score them. I thought you just offered them money and let them go to work.
     
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    The ones on the corner yes. I am sure he is talking about high dollar call girls. I am sure they are not as easy to "Score" at the last minute.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    So, male prostitutes, I assume?
     
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    You could be right, it didnt say, hmm.
     
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    So his wife took his bouffant hair in the divorce?
     
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    I was wondering if both charlie and John wear wigs?
     
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    Well those Sheens/Esteves' have some fine hair. If Sheen were to have a wig then that implicates all the Esteves Men. Dad looks pretty solid, so I doubt it. Anything is possible though.
     
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    Charlie does wear a wig bro, where have you been?:jj:

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    No Looks Like a guy with plenty of hair that is grey under direct sunlight.
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    Maybe you're thinking of being john Malkovich

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    Maybe you've never buzzed your head clean. Pretty normal look for a 40 plus year old man

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    But when it gows in and he colors it he has pretty dense coverage





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    This is bald
     
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    Father time is a nasty man.


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