Jon Hamm's from Mad Men's surprise package

There is no way Jon Hamm will ever come on the Stern show because we all know what Howard's first, middle and last question will be about.

“Mad Men†star Jon Hamm’s private parts are causing a stir. Again.An AMC insider tells Confidenti@l that during filming of the sixth season of the hit show — when the ’60s-style clothing was a tight fit — Hamm was politely instructed by a staffer at the network to please wear underwear while shooting his scenes.
“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,†a source tells us. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.â€Our insider says that during seasons one and two, AMC’s marketing team even had to do some Photoshop magic on promotional booklets that went out to press in order to make his privates more, well, private.
specially causing a giggle for the crew were scenes shot in Hawaii, where Hamm lounges around sipping a cocktail in tiny shorts that leave little to the imagination.
“His privates are the inside joke,†says our source, who adds that Hamm “knows what he’s got.â€
A quick Google search does show that the actor appears to go commando while not on set. There’s no shortage of images of him strolling down the street looking very healthy.
“Imagine how distracting that would be on the side of a bus or building,†laughed our source. “When the promotional pictures came back the first few seasons, we had to work with them. Everyone was concerned about too much Christina Hendricks boob, but it’s Jon that has the most to show. It’s a good problem to have.â€


This season, the network hired popular ’60s illustrator Brian Sanders to tackle the poster task with a paintbrush. In past seasons’ posters, we’ve seen Hamm’s Don Draper both sitting and standing with his back to us.
The new season debuts on Sunday, April 7, with a two-hour premiere.
A rep for Hamm said: “It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something hildish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times.â€




​

 

In summation, they could see the outline of his penis

 

Draper's packing heat.

 

I thought it was beer can

 

Is that Jonah Falcon in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

 

Well I guess we know who Howard will be pushing to get on the show next.

 

http://gothamist.com/2013/03/20/jon_hamms_ham.php

 

Who's the agent that planted that story?

 

Shit, he must give James Woods an inferiority complex.

 

Oh, my..

 

Thank you, I was wondering where he was going with this

 

I've lived my whole life with a giant schlong worse part is a few chicks I really liked couldn't take more than the tip.

 

What does this guy do when he gets a hardon? I've never had his "problem". At full attention it would probably look like a slight wrinkle in my khakis.

 

this reeks of some sort of viral/radical release from a PR firm that is trying to cash in on the "Jon hamm-huge schlong outline meme" and create some additional press for season 6 of Mad Men

 

That's fucking bullshit. They squeeze women into dresses where you can practically see their ovaries and they wear bikinis with absolutely nothing left to the imagination and suddenly, when you can see just the mere outline of a cock, the show gets put on lockdown.

It really is a straight man's world. Fucking BULLSHIT!

 

Those were my exact thoughts....

Guys, I'm going to be honest with you all....there's a point where a penis can be too big to have comfortable sex. I think most women will admit to you that a good 6inch is far preferable to a 9inch that has nowhere to go.

 

this is true in every case except two:

1) you work in Hollywood
2) are single....being straight sucks when it comes to having to go through the motions that go with dealing with women....

 

and don't none of you gay guys say "oh- you have no idea how hard the gay dating scene is"

fuck you...I'm a guy....I have a penis....I know what sort of easy slut my penis makes me....I can only imagine how easy my dating life would be if the target of my affection was as huge of a pig/slut that I am....I wouldn't have to pretend to like "Party of Five" in order to make conversation with you and in hopes of getting your number as well

 

Just shut it, dope.

We're, at best, 10% of the population. And consider half of that ten is in relationships (5%) and half of the remainder are fucking ugly (2.5%) and half of the remaining 2.5% wants to fuck everything that moves, what does that leave you with? ...spread out over the entire country.

You know nothing.

PS: Oh yeah and half of the 2.5% isn't OUT so...