Jon Hein doesn't drink

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  1. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    You can add that to your collection of Jon Hein trivia.
     
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    type 1 diabetics shouldn't drink
     
  3. HORSETOOTHED

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    ...or use condiments.
     
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    doesnt this fucker wash down all his fast food with cola?
     
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    As a human being, does he do ANYTHING that is fun, or you would say, yea, I would like to hang out with him or be his friend? Anything?
     
  6. Mike in Houston

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    He gets a double quarter-pound cheeseburger, a large fry, and a diet soda the diabetic fuck.
     
  7. exarro

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    Ooooh good for hiiimmmm!!!!
     
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    when John Hein travels for work he probably locks himself in his hotel room at night pounding booze while beating off to porn with ketchup and mayo :derp:
     
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    Jesus. I bet everyone around him drinks. Heavily.
     
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    He's trying to be a good role model for his daughters :boobs:
     
  11. telecaster

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    I respect the fact that some people don't drink, but this is just another example of him being a tremedous bore.
     
  12. idiotbox

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    he drinks the underwear sweat from children.







    allegedly
     
  13. Kool

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    He probably can't get it up and J/O cause of his diabetic condition. And he might as well drink he eats fast food garbage everyday.
     
  14. Lou Loomis

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    Gotta have some vices or you will turn into a subversive creep.

    He probably drinks pee or whips himself with chains when he's alone.
     
  15. Nibbler

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    Imagine how fat he'd be if he drank.
     
  16. 2fun

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    Jon Hein doesn't drink :asskisser::schmoopysex::artiejj:
     
  17. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Wakeup. Work. Workout. Partake. VIP

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    Doesn't masterbate, doesn't like burger king, doesn't breath, doesn't shit...different subject. Doesn't sin, doesn't fart, doesn't cut in line...
     
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    Reps
     
  19. HowardsPrenup

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    Almost as fat as Robin
     
  20. lilbuddy67

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    Hein is a Quaker-esque douche. I am diabetic and I drink daily. I don't eat crap food or any sugars. I figure that getting drunk is more fun than a fucking cheeseburger or homophobic chicken sammich.....