Jon Hein has "Jumped the Shark"

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  1. OhMyHowie

    OhMyHowie New Member

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    Wasn't his prediction 22 million viewers for AGT? Wow, he missed that by what, 10 million? Mr Hein is a victim of his own metaphor...oh those shark has sharp teeth dear and he keeps them pearly white....
     
  2. jake206

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    22 million was the number of blow jobs he got at the last NAMBA meeting

    allegedly
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Hein said he got 80 blow jobs remember? He lies like a ugly man.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    he also got a blowjob from it.
     
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    As fat as he is now days i doubt he could jump a cigarette butt....
     
  7. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I don't know if you've seen John Hein lately, but that tubby Frankenstein ain't jumping anything.
     
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    The only thing that jumps on Jon Hein is his blood sugar
     
  9. OhMyHowie

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    LMFAO...great post
     
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    John Thanked the Seal the second time he forgot to turn his mic on before reading his Wrap Up Show preview.
     
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    rep'd

    that is a good one
     
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    Asshley New Member Banned User

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    maybe he meant 20 for both nights total?
     
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    hahahhaa
     
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    He's a doughy bitch whose aching for a heart attack

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  15. BrerJimmy

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    Cmon guys, he's looking a little slimmer these days and he's committed himself to losing another 5 pounds in the future.*









    * I'm assuming a human foot weighs about 5 pounds.