Jon Hein said today

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  1. FCCstandards

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    he is giving the commencement speech at Michigan. WTF? How do you pick him?
     
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  2. Nemo

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    The kids are of legal age.
    There is nothing the police can do?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Looks like the blowjob king is returning for more action!
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    How is Jon's shaft presentation?
    Does he go smooth or old school..... just in case the broads offer?
     
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    Jim Harbaugh must be screaming... "NNooooooooo!!!!!!!"
     
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    Someone needs to bomb U of M on twitter and instagram with this.

     
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    Maybe he's speaking at a specific school's smaller ceremony. Below is the word from Michigan's website about the primary ceremony:

    http://commencement.umich.edu/sprin...-venue-details/speakers/commencement-speaker/
    Commencement Speakers
    The 2015 Spring Commencement Speakers are Ari Weinzweig and Paul Saginaw, Co-Founders and CEOs of Zingerman’s Community of Business. Each will receive an honorary Doctor of Laws degree.

    Additional honorary degree recipients will be Sanford R. Robertson, Doctor of Laws; Robert J. Shiller, Doctor of Science; Robin Wright, Doctor of Humane Letters; John Dingell, Doctor of Laws; Tadataka Yamada, Doctor of Science.

    Dr. Shiller will be the Rackham Graduate Exercises speaker.

    For more information on each recipient, please visit the University Record.
     
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    Somebody please show up with a "80 Blow Jobs" Sign hidden under their gown.......
     
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    Look, we all know that he will knock it out of the park.
     
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    this has to be a fucking joke? right? please tell me that the U of M scrapped ht bottom of the barrel for a dude who stole his first idea and then wraps up a show no one hears
     
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    Yeah, large schools like Michigan have a major commencement and then each individual discipline has its own commencement after that. U of Michigan has about 44,000 students enrolled. So about 11,000 are graduating. Imagine having to sit through 11,000 seniors going up the podium to receive their diploma. It would literally take like 10 hours.
     
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    His advice to kids?

    1. Learn to be a huge suck up who never questions or confronts your boss

    2. Lay off the condiments.
     
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    I went to ASU, they mailed out diplomas. All we did was stand up when they announced your major.
     
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    It's april 30th not April 1st?
     
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    At BU we got our diplomas at our individual college (College of Communications, Business, etc.). It literally took two hours. The entire school would have taken forever.
     
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    Communication Studies 2015 Undergraduate Commencement Ceremony
    • Speaker: Keynote Speaker: Jon Hein
    • Host Department: Communication Studies
    • Date: 05/01/2015
    • Time: 12:00PM - 2:00PM
    • Location: The Michigan Theater, 603 East Liberty Street
    • Description:
      Keynote Speaker
      Jon Hein


      Jon Hein is a world-renown pop culture guru. Jon is a producer on The Howard Stern Show at Sirius XM Radio where he has hosted a variety of programs including The Wrap Up Showfor the past decade.

      Jon first came on the scene when he coined the term jump the shark and created the website, jumptheshark.com, in 1997. He has appeared on numerous television and radio programs, been profiled in popular magazines and newspapers, and authored two best-selling books. Jon hosts Fast Food Maniaon the Discovery Channel, Destination Americaand the collectibles showFor What It’s Worth on VH1 Classic.

      Jon graduated with a B.A. in Communications and History from the University of Michigan in 1989. He has been married to his college sweetheart Debbie for 24 years, has two daughters, Rachel and Emily, and a little white dog named Molly who accompanies him at the drive thru
    http://www.lsa.umich.edu/comm/ci.co...uatecommencementceremonyfri1may2015_ci.detail

    Jon will be speaking here :jj:

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    world renown pop culture guru :jj:
     
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    Seems like they have incredibly low standards for commencement speakers...

    Keep your wife and daughter away that day - the self-professed "King of all Blowjobs" is loose on your campus.
     
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    The person who wrote that sentence probably had to look up who he is.
     
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    I assume this is a prewritten blurb from his PR person or agent.
     
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