Stern Show Jon Hein's Book Fast Food Maniac sets a new low in sales....AUDIO SAMPLE ADDED

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  1. chapped

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    Fast Food Maniac: From Arby's to White Castle, One Man's Supersized Obsession with America's Favorite Food (Paperback)



    Avg Rank:41,562
    All Time Sales: 144
    March Sales: 13
    February Sales: 84
    2016 Sales: 135


    http://www.novelrank.com/asin/0553418033


    By BBmax50 on February 22, 2016

    Format: Paperback
    Just heard the recap on the Stern Show. Jon, I don't know if you bother to read these, but how do you resolve the following COMPLETELY inconsistent statements?
    1. Don't order anything special when it is busy.....keep things flowing.
    2. YOU always order your stuff without the standard condiments, so that they make yours fresh.
    3. Don't drive away from the window until you check your whole order. YEAH, that'll keeps things flowing...and it's just plain rude. If your frickin fast food order is so special then pull over and check it out. I bet you actually open the burger so you make sure you got the right (or no) condiments.
    4. Do not move aside until you get your food because they will "forget about your order" First of all, they WILL NOT forget about your order. Try it some time. Second of all, why don't you just add to the frustration of the workers (who are probably having a WONDERFUL day already) and the patrons behind you just so you get special treatment. If the policy of the restaurant is to move aside, then do it. That's also just rude and is counter-productive to your "keep it flowing" thing.




    This is the audio sample on Amazon


     
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    I'm shocked.
     
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    I want these 144 dipshits rounded up for being stupid :rolleyes:

    I like to think that Jason Kaplan is secretly relishing this failure. He's the one that knows fastfood. :fil:
     
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    if he sold a book for every fake blow job ....
     
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    Shouldn't it be .....From Arby's to Zaxby's? I eat fast food probably 3 times a year and know more than that fat poser.
     
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    you mean a man with type 2 diabetes who claims to only eat burgers plain, and only has a job because he lies about everything his boss does, sticking his head so far up his ass that he has to pick the dingle berries out of his hair has no credibly?
     
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    No condiments at all on a burger is a bad burger. This guy has zero credibility. But he does have diabetes, so that's something.
     
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    Why oh why did he put his ugly face on the cover? Robin, no one wants to look at fat unattractive people. Am I right? Of course I'm right... I'm America's judge.
     
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    Can't stand that fat weirdo.
     
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    So edgy :nocheer:
     
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    I'm thinking of writing a book of my own. " How to go to the gas station."

    Tips:

    1. Pull up to where you can reach the tank with the gas hose.

    2. Don't smoke while fueling.

    3. Enjoy a smoke while fueling.
     
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    how embarrassing.
     
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    Yeah. That cover alone would kill sales. Who wants to buy a book about fast food apparently written by a fat pedophile?
     
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    These are the books you'll find buried in giant bins at Dollar Tree in a year.

    He should maybe try a career in fast food instead...
     
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