@@@ Jon Hein's Uof M commencement speech @@@

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  1. ElRexican

    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    This is the ultimate humble-brag speech if you wanna hear that term in it's full glory.

    "GO FOR IT WOLVERINES, SURROUND YOURSELF WITH OTHER JEWS AT ALL TIMES - STEAL IDEAS FROM YOUR ROOMMATE JUST AS HOWARD STOLE FROM STEVE DAHL AND PAWN IT OFF AS YOUR OWN AND THEN BECOME A PEDOPHILE!"

    Did he just call himself "talented" 10x???? hahhahhhahaha :haha:

    GAWD, this guy sickens me to no end. He makes me really hate the University of Michigan like Fred & Plughead make me hate Led Zeppelin and The Beatles.

    This guy perseverates on college more than John fucking Wooden! Does ANYONE here fixate on fucking college as much this guy?? Is there a psych term for this @Deee where someone still creepily obsesses over college or high school well into decades after?

    What a fucking automaton bore. The first thing I think about when starting MY comedy troupe is the boringest human in all of Nassau County.

    "I'VE BEEN WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING TO PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP - GO BLUE...GO JEW!"
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    (19:00) What a pedophile says "YOU CAN NO LONGER SIT IN THE STUDENT SECTION....OFFICIALLY that is!?!"
     
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    UM is on of the finest universities in the land. They couldn't fine a better speaker than this hemorrhoid?
     
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    Someone who fixates on a past period of his or her life to the point of perseveration? Hmmm. I can't think of a specific term per se. I do think folk who do that to an extreme might rely on that period of life as a means to buffer difficult feelings if current life isn't great. A defense mechanism against the emotions tied to reality. Regarding Jon Hein, King of All AssLickers? He's simply a sycophantic creep. Or so I posit :)
     
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    i would be really really upset if after dropping 250k on a UM ed this is who they roll out for my commencement ceremony speech. seriously jump the shark from 20 year ago? or a paid intern from the wiggy stern show?
     
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    That fat tub of goo.
     
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    Just what a gaggle of kids born in the early 90's LOVE....American Express, JENNIFER GREY & DIRTY DANCING JOKES!!!!! What comedy instincts on this guy, no wonder he writes with Benjy!!
     
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    That's a GREAT point!!! Where the fuck is Chris Webber????

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    He conveniently left out "DIABETES" out of his 21 minute automaton humble-brag.
     
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    at what minute mark of that vid is the part about where he got 60 blowjobs? i will listen to that

    edit: and doesn't masterbate
     
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    ARM ANTON Hein.jpg
     
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    Any man who doesn't masturbate is the spawn of the DEVIL as far as I'm concerned:fil:
     
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    Why was this douchebag liar thief hired by Hamptons Howie in the first place?
     
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    Fun fact.

    Michigan sucks.

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    Quite frankly, I would listen to anything he says: He has done pretty well for himself with limited intelligence, no discernible skills, and a complete lack of charisma.
     
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    THIS Watched for one minute. He should have held his speech in his hands. Seldom looked up. The lady behind him has the "WTF will never let students invite a speaker again" look on her face. :giggle:
     
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    Fuck Jon Hein.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Removed from all mention in UM history is where