Jon Jones Tests Positive for Cocaine

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    UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones has tested positive for benzoylecgonine, the main metabolite in cocaine, stemming from a Dec. 4 random drug test requested by the Nevada Athletic Commission in the lead-up to his UFC 182 bout with Daniel Cormier.


    The news was first reported by Kevin Iole of MMAWeekly.com content partner Yahoo! Sports.

    Benzoylecgonine is not banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency outside of competition. As such0, Jones will not face any official sanctioning by the Nevada Athletic Commission, nor will the outcome of his victory over Cormier be altered.



    Jones admitted having a problem in a statement that his attorney released to Yahoo! Sports.

    “With the support of my family, I have entered into a drug treatment facility,” he said. “I want to apologize to my fiancée, my children, as well as my mother, father, and brothers for the mistake that I made. I also want to apologize to the UFC, my coaches, my sponsors and equally important to my fans.


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    Just saw this on ESPN. But hell, to be in a ring doing that, I guess you have to be coked up.
     
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    Coke... It's just that fuckin good
     
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    Glad this happened after I won money on him Saturday night.
     
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    The Martian Manhunter? No way.
     
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    Big bones jones fan here. I don't watch mma, but bones is gay friendly and an outspoken animal lover. And he can fuck up everyone reading this post coke or no coke.

    Get well soon Jon
     
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    I first read Tom Jones when I saw this thread.

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    They should make ufc fighters snort blow and meth just prior to their bouts.
     
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    crack or powder I wonder
     
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    that N1GGER OD'd on pussy years ago
     
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    It's so hard to test positive for coke since it goes out of your system in a couple of days. You really have to be a fiend to get caught.

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    lets us not forget johnny cocaine

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