Jonah Falcon And Jon Hamm...Beer Can Cocks Unite!

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  1. Atomic Wedgie

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/jonah-falcon-jon-hamm_n_2974109.html#slide=1250129

    The man with the world's largest penis has a heart that's just as big.

    Jonah Falcon, whose 13.5-inch male sex organ is recognized as the world's biggest, has heard about how actor Jon Hamm is bothered by the attention being paid to the size of his own genitals and wants to offer his support.

    Falcon, 42, deals with cheers and jeers on a regular basis, and said that Hamm's penis may not be the problem.

    "I'm willing to bet his problem is his balls," Falcon told The Huffington Post. "Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine."

    Falcon has been known to wear bicycle shorts to accentuate the goods, but other times he takes pains to distract attention from his crotch by keeping his wallet, keys and other objects in his pockets.

    "I prefer constriction myself," Falcon said. "As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like European men."

    He may not like the attention, but Hamm hasn't had the experience of Falcon, who was frisked by TSA officials who were convinced the bulge in his pants was a weapon.

    Falcon said Hamm would be better treating any comments with good humor and silence. "He needs to just nod and chuckle, but not answer any questions," Falcon said.




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    I have a lot of the same problems
     
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    I know nothing infuriates me more than strangers mocking my big dong as I walk by.
     
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    5-star thread! :yay: :cheer: :dance:
     
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    :gayhand:
     
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    Bump for FlaFla. :cheer:
     
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    I just love dick.
     
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    how about wearing some undies?
     
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    :facepalm: Good Grief .....it looks like he stuck a potato in his pants...... those pics can't be for real.....
    Prince William has a huge cock too btw!!

    anyway I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jon Hamm!!! LOVE Mad Men!
    If u google Jon Hamm photos there's a few more with pics of HIS huge package....he also said "Stop talking about my Private area"....more about his WORK as an actor!!!
    He IS GORGEOUS!!!

    He's waaaaay more handsome than that whore George Clooney!! IMO
    AND he's been with the same woman for over 20yrs!

    peace & love
     
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    Damn.. Can not even get away from the fag shit on the Stern forums.. :facepalm:
     
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    Clooney looks like a woman now.
     
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    Why did you enter this thread? :bigthink
     
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    The bigger question is why did you take time to look for and then post pictures of 14 men with cock prints. How does one know keywords to come across such images so fast? :bigthink
     
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    Uh...because I'm a gay dude. :duhme:

    Again, why are you here?
     
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    Sorry to hear you have a mental disorder. The reason is cause I just wanted to comment on how the show is nothing but fag shit and now the site is becoming the same.. You know just making a statement and observation.. Nothing wrong with that.