Jose Canseco's daughter DUI

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  1. Shithead

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    Jose Canseco’s model daughter, Josie, busted for DUI
    BY Christian Red , Amara Grautski
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Published: Tuesday, March 31, 2015, 4:02 PM
    Updated: Tuesday, March 31, 2015, 4:54 PM
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    Josie Canseco, arrested for DUI, seen with baseball slugging father Jose Canseco in younger days.


    Former slugger Jose Canseco's daughter was hit with a DUI early Tuesday morning.

    Josie Canseco, the model daughter of the admitted steroid-user, was arrested after being pulled over around 1 a.m. in Hollywood, Calif., when cops noticed that she hit a curb, according to TMZ.com.

    The 18-year-old, who lives in Los Angeles and is represented by Next Model Management, reportedly failed field sobriety tests.

    “Jose is trying to figure out what the substance is,” his fiancée, Leila Knight, told the News, but sources told TMZ that the cops believed Canseco was under the influence of drugs, not alcohol.

    Jose — who didn't return a call for comment — became aware of his daughter's arrest after Josie's agent called him, Knight said.

    Jose's fiancée added that although the former MLB star has given Josie money, his daughter is "on her own."

    Canseco was booked around 6:15 a.m., according to the report, and is being held on $15,000 bail.

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    Not guilty based on the pic from behind. Guilty based on the pic from the front.
     
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    Hand model?
     
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    Absolutely 100% NOT FUCKING GUILTY.
     
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    She's gorgeous.

    However, if I was Jose, I'd want to beat the shit out of the TMZ writer who wrote this article.

    "Josie Canseco, the model daughter of the admitted steroid-user, was arrested after being pulled over around 1 a.m. in Hollywood, Calif.,"

    They could have simply said Ex-Major league Baseball Player but no, they have to rub his nose in his past.

    They are sensationalistic cunts.
     
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    Wonder how many balls she's taken off the noggin? :dontknow:
     
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    God id love to be the deputy who strip searched her in jail.

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    You would want to be Officer Marsha Rodriguez?
     
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    Nice tight little package......kind of like what's left of Jose's manhood after all that juice.
     
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    Only if she had yet to wipe after taking a shit while eating at the Olde Country Buffet
     
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    I think she's cute, but there is no excuse for driving drunk.
     
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    She should throw herself on the mercy of the court. I'd let her off with a blow job.
     
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    Nothing throws off a prosecution like a set of shitty-ass tattoos. The palm that looks like a marijuana leaf is a real nice touch. I hope those are press-ons, 'cause those are horrid if they are real.
     
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    :lemmy: Here hunny blow into this.