Josh Gordon is a complete fucking moron of massive proportion

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HowardsPrenup, May 30, 2014.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    He's currently pending suspension from the league for marijuana use (that's what it is, come on) and today he gets caught speeding. 74 in a 60. And he HAS A PASSENGER IN THE CAR WITH MARIJUANA. This guy is dumber than shit. Millions of dollars at stake, and a most-likely historic career, and he is just flat out dumb as a rock. Speeding while a passenger is holding. Browns can't cut the bitch because he's lightning in a bottle. I have no problems with the mary jane, and the NFL should quit acting like they're the parent of an impressionable 5 year old. But son of a bitch, Gordon is a dumb fuck. :facepalm:
     
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    Fantastic.
     
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    Wonderful
     
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    He's working his way out of the league.....inconceivable considering his enormous talent and future ability to be very very rich
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I hope he crip walks on national television after a touchdown.
     
  6. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Tell me about it, I'm a big Browns fan and his ability is off the charts. He has a quiet fastness that is very rare, reminds me of how Terrelle Pryor ran the ball at OSU. Smooth, effortless running that catches defenses off guard
     
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    Whatever that is, might as well at this point...
     
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    Fabulous.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    After this any hope of having his season long suspension reduced is out the window

    Shame some believed he had a shot....but with Darryl Washington getting a year off...it's over josh
     
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    Yup, which makes Gordon dumb as fuck for not realizing that before he got in the car. And started speeding.
     
  11. artiesoffspring

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    He's been my top fantasy player for two-ish seasons.
     
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    I wish Maya Angelou was still here so she could tell us how to handle this
     
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    Thank you for your call
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I have my first fantasy football draft Monday
     
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    A dum NFL player?

    Shocking :coffee:
     
  16. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    He's more probable to miss the season than Peyton Manning with a neck injury, steer clear until later rounds
     
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    They could afford to buy a millennium falcon. So they have that going.
     
  18. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Johnny Football has Greg Little and Jordan Cameron to throw the ball to. Good luck.
     
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    I hope he turns out to be the next Marinovich.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I don't think he digs crack cocaine, but I hope so too.