Journey to Winterbush

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Divorce Chicken, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    His tongue was dry and scratched. His arms ached from the exertion of hacking through the dense thicket. He though he could see his goal, the heaving mound. But it was covered by thick thatch, so how could he really be sure?
     
  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    thats some heavy shit right there
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    haha...bush
     
  4. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'd like to be impressed but I have no fucking clue what you are talking about. :dontknow:
     
  5. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Vietnam was a horrible war
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

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    The evening had started out promisingly. A cold January night, a warm bar, plenty of drinks and a beautiful woman eyeing him from across the room.
     
  7. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon i came. i saw. i derailed. Staff Member

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  8. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001 Gold

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    MisterSeven New Member Banned User

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    Add a supernatural element and I'll publish you.
     
  10. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    With the bush talk it sounds like this is from a Dear Penthouse Forum from the 70's.
     
  11. MisterSeven

    MisterSeven New Member Banned User

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    That would be SO fun to work for a Penthouse forum.
     
  12. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Winterfell>Winterbush
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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  14. Divorce Chicken

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    The first sign of trouble came in the form of a few coarse hairs protruding from his conquest's flat, tanned stomach starting just below the belly button. But the heady combination of scotch, lust and yearning kept him moving forward.
     
  15. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Ages?