Journey to Winterbush

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Divorce Chicken, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Well-Known Member

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    His tongue was dry and scratched. His arms ached from the exertion of hacking through the dense thicket. He though he could see his goal, the heaving mound. But it was covered by thick thatch, so how could he really be sure?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore

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    thats some heavy shit right there
     
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    Stevie N,N-Dimethyltryptamine VIP

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    haha...bush
     
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    Nantrax Goodbye Gold

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    I'd like to be impressed but I have no fucking clue what you are talking about. :dontknow:
     
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    Vietnam was a horrible war
     
  7. Divorce Chicken

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    The evening had started out promisingly. A cold January night, a warm bar, plenty of drinks and a beautiful woman eyeing him from across the room.
     
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    koam Playa' Pimp Gold

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    Add a supernatural element and I'll publish you.
     
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    With the bush talk it sounds like this is from a Dear Penthouse Forum from the 70's.
     
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    That would be SO fun to work for a Penthouse forum.
     
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    Winterfell>Winterbush
     
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  15. Divorce Chicken

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    The first sign of trouble came in the form of a few coarse hairs protruding from his conquest's flat, tanned stomach starting just below the belly button. But the heady combination of scotch, lust and yearning kept him moving forward.
     
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