WTF Jplaserman is a great big phony

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    @JPlaserman recently claimed to have gone into the army at 16 and seen action in the 'Nam. Some guys (@Dream Theater @Drungle , the one who just died) called him out for bullshit. @Slow did a news story on "stolen valor" about it.

    Anyway this shit was in the back of my mind while I was reading an old thread. Here is what the hard fighting vet Jplaserman had to say:

    "Can someone help me with this? When I was but a child I entered the military (1977) to be exact. When I first went in I was assigned a weapon, it's butt number was 79 and I carried it daily along with 120 rounds of ammunition strapped to my belt. This weapon did not have a collapsing stock and sported a triangular forearm.

    I later graduated to K-9 and was issued the C.A.R. version of this same said Colt with a collapsing stock and short pineapple forearm. Neither had a bolt assist on the receiver group. At the time that was considered "old school"

    What's up with that fellow V.E.T.s clue me in. (You of course see the bolt assist on these weapons)."

    Seems to me our Asian conflict would have been over by 1977 when he allegedly entered the service.

    Here's the link:
    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/fam...-it-for-civilians.190368/page-4#post-12095537

    I only mention this cause it seems really low rent to lie about military service. Plus, he's nutty and might melt.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That guy is like the King Kong of faggots
     
  3. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    That's just mean. What have I ever done to you Mark Mayo?
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    WTF I meant that guy :pissed:

    You're more like the Godzilla of faggots :c
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm referring to the retard who said this :jj:




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  6. ljc

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    lying about serving is worse than this
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    What is this fucking sorcery!!!
     
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    He claims to be late 50's and was in Nam? How is that possible? My dads best friend was there and he's now 72.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Mods Please ban for witchcraft.
     
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    @JPlaserman get the fuck in here and explain yourself!
     
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    That fucking dude is playing with the devil and I don't like it.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    59 would be the youngest one could conceiveably be to have even stepped foot there as an embassy guard or such in 1975, at age 18. You could join at 17 but with basic training, infantry training, specialist training, leaves, transport time, etc, you'd likely be 18 by the time you got there. But even then it was a handful of men and I doubt they would have some know-nothing kid as their choice for key assignments when it's a few hundred troops there at that point. The peace accord was 1973 or so.
    However, I manned a MG there at age 10.
     
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    10 huh? You must be Viet Cong :eek:
     
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    What is he talking about here, "graduated to K-9"?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I didn't say which side!
     
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    I have a friend who is 58 or 59 who joined the army at 16 or 17...he went to vietnam after the war officially ended in 1975 and was there for some time...he referred to it as "clean up"...he said some of these Vietnamese soldiers had been hiding out in the jungle and didn't get the memo that it was over...he said these guys would engage American soldiers as if they were still going in full war mode and others just still liked to kill Americans because old habits die hard...
     
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    I have no dog in this fight. I never served, and am a huge pussy. Let's get that out of the way.

    My ONLY comment on this would be about my great uncle. He was 6'5 and from everything I've heard about him he was that height from birth. Just a giant fucker.

    Anyhew, he lied about his age and enlisted at 15 or 16. By the time his mother finally got so worried she reported him, he'd already turned 18. Somehow or another he re-enlisted and served a number or tours. His story has been famous in our family because he saw a lot of terrible things at a very young age and it affected him. Being such a large man, and larger than life, every family function I would see him at people would just swarm to him.

    My only point in saying this is to maybe have a shred of hope nobody is lying about their service. As a civilian it feels horrible to think someone would do that, but for a veteran I can only pretend to imagine the response.

    I would also hate to see someone accused of lying if they really served.

    Again, I don't know SHIT. You folks that served know WAY more than I do and can probably sniff out a fake at twenty paces, so please do not think I'm defending anyone. My natural instinct is to believe people and hope they are as truthful as I try to be.
     
  20. joe361

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    Never heard of such a thing.
     
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