Judge busted for drunk driving pleads for special treatment

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  1. chapped

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    A Texas appeals court judge appealed for some special treatment when she was busted for drunk driving over the weekend.

    Justice Nora Longoria was going 69 mph in her Lexus in a 55-mph zone when she was stopped by cops in McAllen just after 1 a.m. on Saturday morning, according to court records obtained by the Valley Morning Star.

    As she slurred her words, Longoria begged the officers for leniency even though she admitted she had five beers that evening, the last one three hours before getting behind the wheel.

    “Please let me go home," she said, according to the Valley Morning Star. "I live a couple of miles away ... you are going to ruin my life. I worked hard for 25 years to be where I am today."








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    That's the same woman??
     
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    make up + photoshop in 1st pic

    beer + reality in 2nd
     
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    Yeah.... an object lesson for all you Internet Daters... "Catfish", indeed!
     
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    First woman: Not guilty
    Second woman: guilty
     
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    Thanks Obama
     
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    There really isn't a sweeter gig than an Appeals court judge, I'd probably blow the cop to get out of trouble and keep that job :jj:
     
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    ...i was thinking violating her esophagus would have been a fair trade for speeding while drunk when i saw the first pic but the second one definitely needs to be thrown in with the butchie dyke chicks. fresh fish! fresh fish!
     
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    What did that poor cop do wrong to deserve that?
     
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    she is an awful judge and probably never even a liar, er, lawyer. any liar, er, lawyer or judge knows NEVER to talk the police and certainly NEVER EVER EVER admit to a crime and expect to get off. today's pigs are simply revenue generation positions and if they think even the slightest problem may occur they shoot anything and everything in the vicinity. stupid judge should have offered a blowjob because almost all corrupt cops (sorry for the redundancy) would accept, if not suggesting it first.
     
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    fuck her
     
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    Who gets slurring drunk off of 5 beers?
     
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