Judge gets mad after inmate farts

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  1. Zyro

    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    https://www.bustedlocals.com/judge-...te-rips-a-huge-fart-during-his-court-hearing/

    The judge can be heard in the background addressing an inmate then he was rudely interrupted by the sound of a fart coming from one of the inmates. He became so outrage that he stop what he was saying to address the matter. The inmate apologized but the judge did not accept his apology. A few moments later he continued the hearing.

     
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    These are criminals, the judge really expects them to be charm school grads?
     
  3. yaddc

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    That was funny . What was that
     
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    My thought exactly!!!
     
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    Would have been funny if it triggered the smoke alarm
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...a silent deadly fart would have been cool too.
     
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  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    ... sounds like the judge should read this book:

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  8. Robert Higgins

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    Grandpa Al would know what to do

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  10. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I'm sure that everything will go his way once it is his turn.
     
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    Too bad he wasn't sitting on one of those hard wooden benches.

    Brrraaaaaappp. :eek:
     
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    That's it. No more beans and franks in the county jail- it's for the children.
     
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    I used to read this to my kids as one of their bedtime stories. I laughed as much as they did.
     
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    Sorry judge it was the tuna i had for lunch lol
     
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    Can u imagine if that was Judge Judy
     
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    When Howard returns from vacation, maybe he will have Beth (charm school graduate) address this? :bigthink
     
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    Hmmm... couldn't have been much of a ripper. I didn't hear fuck all.
     
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    The judge must not have gotten the memo that every male receives as a boy and that holds true through his adulthood: Farts are ALWAYS funny.
     
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    You can't interfere with bodily functions.:grad: