July 15, 2014: Beth O. Stern Birthday Bash Thread

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  1. chapped

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    Hi Mommy

    I hear the nice people at Dawg's created a birthday thread for you.
    I just wanted to say thank you for letting me stay in heaven. I know it would have been nice to have been born and
    play with all the other babies but things worked out for the best. For you see a cat unlike me will never live long enough to tell you what a horrible person you are. A cat will also not write a tell-all book about fake daddy's wig or real daddy's landscaping job. So as the last egg in your nose candy infested body drops out your desert like womb, I hope you go out and buy yourself a pretty hat to go where a human brain should be..

    Love XOXO
    Howard Jr.

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    Happy Birthday to the Jackie Kennedy of Pittsburgh
    The Multi Cancelled , and now officially the only woman she knows her age without children..

    Happy Birthday Cunt
     
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    Yikes!!! :chair:
     
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    Hi mommy. Hi mommy. Hi mommy.
     
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    :giggle: I love this post.
     
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    I love how raw this board is.
     
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    Happy Birthday Beth!
     
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    Happy Birthday! :D

    :lol:
     
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    Beth Man on her blog is asking "Is Beth 42 again? She's suggesting that Whoresy may have been born closer to 1969 because Howard has declared her being" 30" during several occasions over time. She also has a list of Beth's project failures to herald this special day.
    http://www.bethfanpage.blogspot.com
     
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    She was wished a happy birthday on Fox & Friends earlier this morning. "Wife of Howard Stern and friend of the show" was how they announced her.
     
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    Have a miserable, lonely birthday cunt. :whythelongface?:

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    ...oh wowzers what a special day! happy birthday, cunt. time to get really f'n drunk on howards good wine, take a stroll on the beach and trip over your big ugly nasty feet and drown in the l.i.s.
     
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