july 4th hangover . on my 3rd rum and coke

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  1. psyllium husk

    psyllium husk New Member

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    stern related . i'd drink and stare at a white wall . then listen to such filth this man makes 12 hours a week. how was everyone's 4th?? i went to the local ymca watched my daughter in the kid pool with my old lady .. read the enemy within by michael savage . that's how my 4th went. around 10:00 last night, i won't name the race. were lighting fireworks by my car. I went outside and watched jus to make sure nothing happens. am i nazi? yes. i don't need my VW fucked up. started drinking after 11 . passed out . woke up. wife is gone with daughter at the mall of america.


    if you didn't read this. i don't blame you . im being real and drunk at this moment .
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Give up the booze.
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    I love the Maul of America. No sales tax on clothes, doan ja no.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    You must be a Nazi. You have a VW.
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Perfect weekend to get wasted. :hat:
     
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    psyllium husk New Member

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    :spit:
     
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    JDDaBadAhz Active Member

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    Is that the sultan of smack?
     
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    Trophy Knife Well-Known Member

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    What do you want to bet he also has a silver ice cream spoon?
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    Bacardi or captain? reg or diet? my yard work is done gonna mix one myself
     
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    psyllium husk New Member

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    i have Cruzan rum. with reg. coke. i had to keep it cheep this week . who know's how much my wife will spend today or weekend.
     
  11. mikehal121

    mikehal121 Active Member

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    Captain and Coke no lime, no straw.
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    Bacardi diet here 60/40 mix big glass lots of ice
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    no straw needed
     
  14. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    What type of VW do you own? I bought a junker 1971 Beetle earlier this year, I'm in the process of fully restoring it, thing would not even start when I first got it. Had to throw some money into the engine and with a lot of help from my friends I finally got it running and driving. Just needs new interior/seats and a paint job and this thing is going to look brand new again.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    My girlfriend hid the booze so I (and my friends) wouldn't repeat what we did last night. I'd like to strangle her, but she went down and bought a 12 pack of Pacifico because she knew I'd freak out. She's very thoughtful, even though she's ruining my gameplan. :D
     
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    Old VW=cool

    New VW=fag
     
  17. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    how is that mall driving through there in September.
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't agree more.
     
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    Good choice of reading material.