Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thikken Vaney, Dec 2, 2014.
I loved gazoo calling fred and barney dumb dumbs
the fuck is this retro faggotry
I used to work at a technical college where one of the teachers got written up for calling one of his students The Great Gazoo because his head was so big. I guess the kid was sick or something and that's why his head got big. The teacher got in trouble.
I'm going to become a writer.
I called a co-worker a "water head" once and he really did have the hydrocephalus
Oh, I'll buy whatever you're selling!
By the way, check this out: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/23597347-how-to-not-write
We found a Barney Beaver soap dish in the bushes once in high school. It looked like this:
I said, "Oh wow, it looks like a Chinese person!" I totally forgot my fairly unfun friend was Chinese and was standing right there. She didn't like me after that. I didn't mean anything bad by it!
It does look Chinese. And, back then, "Chinese" was the catch-all for anything vaguely Asian...
You're better off. It seems like she was just dead weight.
When I was in 2nd grade, there was a little Leukemia girl in the 1st grade. My friend told me he had a crush on her and I said, "Why waste your time? She's just going to die anyhow."
Her brother Barry found out I said that and showed up at my house to yell at me.
I denied the whole thing. :blah:
I had this little tiny boy as my dance partner in junior high school choir and I told him not to come to our performance. He got his sister to threaten to beat me up. That's how small he was.