Jungle land express train

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    Again I'm on the damn jungleland local to the ferry. After dark all the parents are pushing their rat-mobiles home from the mall, on and off the train cars. They take up all the floor space with their pseudo-people carts (those "kids" in them aren't human). I am so close to buying a small Indian bike just so I don't have to ride the meat train anymore.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What the fuck
     
  3. Stevie

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    Cmon dude, you know you love riding the meat train...
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    There is a light rail to the ferry here and it is infested with parents and their little rats.
     
  5. Maschine Zeit

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    i feel your pain. i really do.
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    They squeak and squeal. I used to think it was the wheels of the strollers but now I'm certain it is their "kids".
     
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    I see you're learning another language too
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    Public transportation problems.

    Tell us what the windows taste like, window licker.

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