Jury Couldn't Stop Laughing About Defendant's Penis Size

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  1. Kracka-Mike

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    The jury in the trial of a British publicist accused of sexual assault had to be dismissed from the courtroom today after they couldn't stop laughing about testimony concerning the defendant's two-and-a-half inch penis.

    Max Clifford, the defendant in the case, is a publicist accused of assaulting seven women, including today's witness who testified the 70-year-old assaulted her in the 1980's when she was trying to make it as a model.

    The woman said when she was 17 and trying to break into the modeling world, Clifford took advantage of her, groping her, masturbating, and possibly ejaculating on her before trying to pimp her out to Cubby Broccoli in exchange for a role in a James Bond film.

    But according to court testimony, Clifford, who once claimed to have slept with Diana Ross, was so poorly endowed that even his victims made jokes about his size.

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    The jury in the trial of a British publicist accused of sexual assault had to be dismissed from the courtroom today after they couldn't stop laughing about testimony concerning the defendant's two-and-a-half inch penis.

    Max Clifford, the defendant in the case, is a publicist accused of assaulting seven women, including today's witness who testified the 70-year-old assaulted her in the 1980's when she was trying to make it as a model.

    The woman said when she was 17 and trying to break into the modeling world, Clifford took advantage of her, groping her, masturbating, and possibly ejaculating on her before trying to pimp her out to Cubby Broccoli in exchange for a role in a James Bond film.

    But according to court testimony, Clifford, who once claimed to have slept with Diana Ross, was so poorly endowed that even his victims made jokes about his size.

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...y-sent-out-by-judge-for-laughing-9200015.html

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Clifford

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    ^ this is the exact reason why I have never sexually assaulted anyone :grad:
     
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    ...hasnt he suffered enough already? :bigcry:
     
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    I do recognize that name Broccoli from the Bond films. I believe the producer Albert Broccoli went by the nickname Cubby...
     
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    Stern related because Beth has a bigger cock.
     
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    2 1/2 flaccid or hard?
     
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    If i had a huge unit I'd be groping chicks, masturbating, and possibly ejaculating on them before trying to pimp them out to Cubby Broccoli in exchange for a role in a James Bond film left and right.
     
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    :rofl: You'd have to do it before 1996.
     
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    Check out GG Allin's nubbin nsfw duh

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    Seth Putnam getting his hog smoked while shooting up. :rofl: Obviously NSFW. Also: fucking lulz @ tying off with guitar cables.

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    Once seen can not be undone
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    What does this have to do with the thread topic? Puh-leaze, the GG Allin gif was bad enough but at least it was somewhat related to the news story posted by the OP.
     
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    I'm lost. You can be tried for this 30 years after it happened? :scratch:
     
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    You always hang out in the cock threads
     
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    So I'm a penophile. Sue me. :jj:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I just made that up and found out it means "lover of pens."

    Stow it, Elias. :jj:
     
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    Well, we would hope that you do love the cock.