I'm drunk as fuck now btw so I probably don't mean any of this but I just want to say one thing about the job I just got today. Since I finished grade school, my life has been in limbo. I always sort of had the potential to do well, but I was too lazy to do anything. I started studying business at an expensive private school that my parents paid for, and dropped out after 3 years (redoing the first year twice). I'm studying computer science now, and while I'm retaking courses this year, again, due to laziness, today I landed the job opportunity of a lifetime. In-house tech support at the hottest consulting company in Scandinavia. I don't know how, but I managed to do well during the interview and I feel for the first time like things are finally starting to make sense. I'm checking out their facebook now and it looks like a company that is a magnet for newly graduated business students. Not only is this an insanely good reference on my CV, but it's a crazy good job opportunity. I'm going to be "the" in-house expert on all the software the consultants use, and further down the line, I'll probably have a chance to start coding for them as well, and maybe even get a full-time job down the line. Bus basically, the point is that landing this job is the equivalent of landing a job in Goldman Sachs, or something like that. It's a huge company, with name recognition, and I'm going to be a key figure in it. Still can't believe it. You're going to be seeing a brand new garypagetwo from now on shot out of a canon and in world domination mode; garypagetwo STYLE !!!